{"id":357,"date":"2004-02-17T21:39:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-18T03:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/02\/17\/ring-o-cool\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:55:21","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:55:21","slug":"ring-o-cool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/02\/17\/ring-o-cool\/","title":{"rendered":"RING-O-COOL"},"content":{"rendered":"

(edited to remove references to the boring HTML stuff my friend and I were talking about at the same time)<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n

liz: Hej there! got a question for you (hopefully a very easy one this time).
\nliz: helllooooooooooooooooo?
\nrg: yes?
\nliz: \ud83d\ude42 are you awake?
\nrg: sorta
\nliz: I don’t think you’re awake enough.
\nrg: lol ok, but only if you acknowledge the fact that i have a tivo, and i’m the coolest person on my block.
\nliz: tivo. if we get a dog, that’s what I’m naming it.
\nliz: did you know tivo spelled backwards is ovit?
\nrg: ovit. is that a meaningful word?
\nliz: If it is it has something to do with eggs.
\nrg: “The word you’ve entered isn’t in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the search box to the right. Suggestions for ovit: ovate, aviate, Ovid, OIT, obit, ovi-, opiate, uveitis, omit, evict, aviates, Oviedo, aviator”
\nliz: yeah, I went to that SAME website. You’re not THAT cool.
\nliz: but no, sadly, it’s not. Perhaps I should come up with a definition for it.
\nrg: yeah, maybe so. i think i’d probably define it like this…
\nliz: “when eggs die and are memorialized in the newspaper” ?
\nrg: ovit – having to do with the backwardness of being extremely cool for owning something.
\nrg: lol — funny, aren’t you
\nliz: me so funny!
\nliz: are you ready for my question yet?!
\nrg: but i still win the coolness award this week for owning a tivo. you haven’t acknowledged my coolness yet
\nliz: *bows, intones the “we’re not worthy” chant, can’t stop self from ROLLING EYES*
\nrg: there, that’s (sorta) more like it. ok, your question, oh unworthy little one?
\nliz: tivo, schmivo. you trendy gadget whore!
\nrg: lol
\nliz: maybe I’ll name my dog schmivo. What do you think?
\nliz: Schmivo! Come Schmivo! Here, boy! Hmmm… I like it.
\nrg: has a ring to it (answers HTML question I asked him way back at the beginning)<\/i><\/font>
\nliz: cool! then you can go back to programming your little darling to save all the episodes of WWF and Little House on the Prairie for you to watch later. \ud83d\ude1b
\nrg: yes, i have “season passes” already setup for those shows. that’s what we in the ring-o-cool refer to them as. season passes.
\nliz: ring-o-cool *snorts with laughter* hee hee
\nliz: I know! we could get a tivo here and then I could watch all the episodes of Lilla Aktuellt, Gissa Bajset and S\u00e5 Ska Det L\u00e5ta!
\nrg: Gissa Bajset. that sounds like it has something to do with guessing what’s in a dirty diaper.
\nliz: You’re close: animal poop
\nrg: they have a show for that over there? freaks
\nliz: It’s a KIDS SHOW!! LOL
\nliz: *secretly agrees with you*
\nliz: thanks and have a tivo day!
\nrg: lol
\nrg: getting lots of new virii lately. even before the scanner is updated to recognize it.
\nliz: they’re funny at least. I got one today from Charmaine Slaughter. Was hoping it was a long-lost relative. Alas, no: penis enlargement… sigh
\nrg: i get things like: hello! qocvjaselrj!
\nliz: really? I love mine! hang on, I’ll go get some for you. \ud83d\ude42
\nliz: embrittle hotel, latus lofty, longleg pfizer dyadic unfortunate, cornstarch cassius ordinance, calfskin hundredth doodle bridgetown flourish
\nrg: are those subject lines?
\nliz: yes. and, my favorite: Elvis has left the building
\nrg: wow, you get cool virii
\nrg: you must have a virus fan club
\nliz: yeah, they love me out in spamland
\nliz: cuz I live in the spam ring-o-cool
\nrg: ring-o-cool-spam
\nliz: coolo-spammering
\nliz: that would be a good name for a dog<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(edited to remove references to the boring HTML stuff my friend and I were talking about at the same time) liz: Hej there! got a question for you (hopefully a very easy one this time). liz: helllooooooooooooooooo? rg: yes? liz: \ud83d\ude42 are you awake? rg: sorta liz: I don’t think you’re awake enough. rg: lol ok, but only if you acknowledge the fact that i have a tivo, and i’m the coolest person on my block. liz: tivo. if we get a dog, that’s what I’m naming it. liz: did you know tivo spelled backwards is ovit? rg: ovit. is...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=357"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6280,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions\/6280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}