{"id":2494,"date":"2016-08-04T21:34:00","date_gmt":"2016-08-05T02:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2016\/08\/04\/in-which-i-mention-my-digestive-system-one-too-many-times\/"},"modified":"2022-07-30T19:55:12","modified_gmt":"2022-07-30T17:55:12","slug":"in-which-i-mention-my-digestive-system-one-too-many-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2016\/08\/04\/in-which-i-mention-my-digestive-system-one-too-many-times\/","title":{"rendered":"IN WHICH I MENTION MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM ONE TOO MANY TIMES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Things about jetlag that suck<\/b><br \/>\n1. Setting the alarm and lying down for a 1-hour nap because you are literally so tired you cannot keep your eyes open, and then, in your zombie-induced haze, turning off the alarm and struggling subsequently as if you are in sleep quicksand to wake up.<\/p>\n<p>2. Getting your digestive system cycle back on track. For a intestinally-regular person like me, being completely off on my disposal schedule is discombobulating.<\/p>\n<p>3. Waking up at 3 a.m. or 4 a.m. or 5 a.m. and not being able to get back to sleep in the time left before the alarm goes off for work.<\/p>\n<p>4. Making idiotic, simple mistakes at work because you&#8217;re not tracking properly.<\/p>\n<p>5. Having no motivation whatsoever beyond the absolute minimum, to get anything done beyond the necessary motions of getting through the day.<\/p>\n<p>That said, I feel like the worst is just about over, though I had the sleep-quicksand issue this evening again. At least last night I slept all the way until 6 when Anders&#8217; alarm went off. Maybe I&#8217;ll actually be able to sleep in this weekend, for the first time since JUNE. haha!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve managed to get photos off my ipad and iphone onto the computer, and selected a pile of people pics from Martin&#8217;s 2000 photos, but still have to actually sit down and winnow further and then edit them and that motivation is still lacking (see #5 above). And I haven&#8217;t even started to think about photos of what we actually DID while we were gone. <\/p>\n<p>I wanted to write this down somewhere so I don&#8217;t forget about it&#8230;it&#8217;s an appetizer that my Aunt Bette made at my mom&#8217;s for the party: Guacamole Tomato Slices. SO GOOD. I have asked her for the recipe so I can confirm actual amounts of ingredients, but in the meantime: guac made with crushed garlic, salt and pepper, PILED in generous dollops on top of thick slices of beefsteak tomatoes and then sprinkled with crushed tortilla chips. Nom nom nom! I have to plan a dinner menu for girlfriends in a few weeks and I&#8217;m thinking this might be the appetizer I make. <\/p>\n<p>I am loving my new Coach purse, even though it&#8217;s not a style I would have chosen originally. The one I really wanted was $100 more than I wanted to spend so I managed to restrain myself and choose one of the 2 next choices, but so far, I really like it. I have had the same Coach purse for more than 25 years so this is a major change. When my first Coach got too beat up, I went and found the same model on Etsy and then again years later so I could keep it, I liked it so much. This one is slightly bigger and doesn&#8217;t have the big front pocket I prefer, but I like it nonetheless. I&#8217;ve never understood people who change their purses out all the time. Doesn&#8217;t that get confusing? I could reach into my purse without looking and find what I needed, every time, because everything had its place. Now I have to readjust my mental purse map a bit, but that&#8217;s okay. Change keeps you young, right?<\/p>\n<p>Except bowel schedule changes. That just makes you crazy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things about jetlag that suck 1. Setting the alarm and lying down for a 1-hour nap because you are literally so tired you cannot keep your eyes open, and then, in your zombie-induced haze, turning off the alarm and struggling subsequently as if you are in sleep quicksand to wake up. 2. Getting your digestive system cycle back on track. For a intestinally-regular person like me, being completely off on my disposal schedule is discombobulating. 3. Waking up at 3 a.m. or 4 a.m. or 5 a.m. and not being able to get back to sleep in the time left&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7823,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-2494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general","tag-beinglizardek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2494"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3539,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2494\/revisions\/3539"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}