{"id":2424,"date":"2015-08-26T19:55:00","date_gmt":"2015-08-27T00:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2015\/08\/26\/sale-away\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:35:02","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:35:02","slug":"sale-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2015\/08\/26\/sale-away\/","title":{"rendered":"SALE AWAY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sold a bike today. It was the first Axis bike I got when I started at the company nearly 11 years ago. Everyone at Axis gets a bike (though I&#8217;m not actually sure about employees outside of Lund). And not just any bike either, a fancy, expensive Skeppshult bike. Only, because it&#8217;s Axis, they are bright yellow (and nowadays the fork (which I just asked Anders the name of (it&#8217;s the part that holds the front tire) is red)) because our logo is yellow and red (and black). And there are Axis logos all over the frame. <\/p>\n<p>Mine was so old that the Axis logos had little racing lines on them, which isn&#8217;t allowed anymore because it&#8217;s a brand violation. It&#8217;s a 3-speed, with a little bell, lights back and front, a back tire lock, an extra nice seat (which I think Anders actually bought for me), a black wire basket and a snap-rack (or whatever it&#8217;s called) on the back. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, one of my colleagues had told me she would be interested in buying my old Axis bike when I got my new one. Axis not only gives you a bike when you&#8217;re hired, they give you ANOTHER one when you&#8217;ve been there for 10 years. But if I already HAD a bike I hadn&#8217;t used for 10 years, what use did I have for TWO of them? So, it was definitely up for sale.<\/p>\n<p>But then, after coming out and seeing my bike and the pristine condition it was in (after Anders cleaned it and pumped up the tires, etc.) (He&#8217;s a great guy, have I mentioned that lately?), she decided against buying it because she just wanted &#8220;a shit bike for her son that wouldn&#8217;t get stolen&#8221; with the implication being that my bike, despite its age, was much too nice for her purposes. <\/p>\n<p>Not long after that, someone posted on a buy\/sell page on Facebook that they were looking for bikes. I immediately flagged her and told her about mine and she was interested, so we messaged back and forth a bit and I sent her a photo. A couple of days later, she also declined the bike FOR THE VERY SAME REASON: it was too nice and would get stolen. <\/p>\n<p>*sigh*<\/p>\n<p>But! Someone else had seen my post, and SHE wanted the bike, so we messaged and I sent HER a photo. She decided to take it sight unseen (and then I found out another colleague of mine would have done the same thing, but it was too late for her, I had already accepted the offer). Are you keeping track? Do you really care? Are you getting ready to comment and tell me to cool it with the parentheses already?<\/p>\n<p>Today, she came to pick it up from me at work. She called me when she got there, and I came down with the bike and handed it over. &#8220;Here you go!&#8221; I said brightly. &#8220;It&#8217;s only been ridden a handful of times, and it&#8217;s in great condition.&#8221; I detailed all the features of the bike and handed over the key and the original manual. She bent over the back tire and jiggled the locking mechanism. &#8220;How does this work?&#8221; she asked me, &#8220;where does the key go in?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know,&#8221; I said. We figured it out. Then she asked me how the lights turned on. &#8220;Ummm&#8230;I don&#8217;t know,&#8221; I answered again. And then she asked me how to change gears (honestly, it really wasn&#8217;t obvious, there&#8217;s no switch) and I had to once again answer, &#8220;I have no idea.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I&#8217;m pretty sure the front end of the bike is the one with the basket on it!&#8221; I said. And then when she just looked at me, I said, &#8220;I swear, it&#8217;s my bike! I didn&#8217;t just grab one from the bike racks and sell it to you!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><i>Drrrrrrr<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it&#8217;s gone. Now if someone would only buy the wrong-size jeans I bought for Anders in the States at Christmas and the kids&#8217; old Wii with the steering wheel and games, I could be done with this entrepreneurship! And by the way, immediately after work, I went shopping with Karin because she needed new gym shoes (and shorts and socks) and spent MORE than what I made on the damn bike. *sigh*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sold a bike today. It was the first Axis bike I got when I started at the company nearly 11 years ago. Everyone at Axis gets a bike (though I&#8217;m not actually sure about employees outside of Lund). And not just any bike either, a fancy, expensive Skeppshult bike. Only, because it&#8217;s Axis, they are bright yellow (and nowadays the fork (which I just asked Anders the name of (it&#8217;s the part that holds the front tire) is red)) because our logo is yellow and red (and black). And there are Axis logos all over the frame. Mine was&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-2424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-beinglizardek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2424"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2424\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3637,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2424\/revisions\/3637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}