{"id":2392,"date":"2015-05-13T13:40:00","date_gmt":"2015-05-13T18:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2015\/05\/13\/put-a-peony-on-me\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:35:07","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:35:07","slug":"put-a-peony-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2015\/05\/13\/put-a-peony-on-me\/","title":{"rendered":"PUT A PEONY ON ME"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s raining again, and the lacy tracery of spring leaves against the branches of the trees is filling out into that one-color summer green already. At least I haven&#8217;t had to water the pansies but once since I planted them. I&#8217;m home early for a long weekend, though I was home sick all day yesterday, so it turned out to be an even shorter week than I anticipated. Tomorrow is Ascension Day which we have a holiday for in Sweden and my company gives us half-days off before holidays as well as the &#8220;pinch&#8221; day for Friday. Nice!<\/p>\n<p><b>Martin<\/b>: <i>*because neither of us wants to get up to change the DVD*<\/i> should I just turn this off then?<br \/>\n<b>Liz<\/b>: if you&#8217;re not gonna change it<br \/>\n<b>Martin<\/b>: okay fine <i>*turns off the TV*<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Liz<\/b>: lazy sack of poo<br \/>\n<b>Martin<\/b>: learned from the best<br \/>\n<b>Liz<\/b>: <i>*proudly*<\/i> my job here is done<br \/>\n<b>Martin<\/b>: you can&#8217;t just Peace out as a parent<br \/>\n<b>Liz<\/b>: <i>*giggles madly*<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I keep thinking about writing &#038; posting but not doing it. I keep thinking about a lot of things but not doing them. Pot calling the kettle black up there where I called Martin a &#8220;lazy sack of poo&#8221;. Today with the afternoon off? I shall think of things but probably not do them. Except reading, and playing games, and going for a walk if the sun comes out. It&#8217;s peeping out right now, but I don&#8217;t trust it.<\/p>\n<p>I seem to be in the middle of a non-fiction bubble. I finished Diane Ackerman&#8217;s <i>An Alchemy of Mind<\/i> a couple of days ago and then gulped down Mary Roach&#8217;s <i>Stiff<\/i> (which is for book group next week) and now I&#8217;m reading <i>Driving Over Lemons<\/i> by Chris Stewart about an Englishman that uproots his life when he buys a farm in Andalucia, Spain. Do you go in spurts like this? I don&#8217;t think I usually read this much non-fiction at once, and even though I picked up <i>Lemons<\/i>, I was actually kind of craving some good lose-yourself-in-another-world fiction. It&#8217;s okay, though, I have another Anthony Doerr book already downloaded for when I&#8217;m done with <i>Lemons<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p><i>Stiff<\/i> was fascinating, if rather exceptionally icky. I&#8217;ve now read all her books and every one of them is excellent. This one is about death&#8230; or rather, about cadavers and what happens to us after we die, and the various ways corpses have contributed to our society and culture. I&#8217;m not a super-squeamish person but I have to admit, I grossed myself out, as I sat down to eat a bowl of chicken and rice for lunch yesterday RIGHT as she was describing the decomposition process of the body and started talking about maggots. I did manage to eat the rice, though&#8230;I just had to keep thinking NOT MAGGOTS NOT MAGGOTS to myself. Haha!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve always thought that I would prefer to be cremated. Being buried in a coffin has never been appealing. But one of the last chapters of the book was about new options in after-death, ah, &#8230;disposal, especially a SWEDISH one that is called an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.promessa.se\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ecological burial<\/a>. Basically you&#8217;re reduced to fertilizer and can be deposited in the ground with a memorial tree or bush or something to grow above you. I like that idea! Trust the Swedes to take recycling to its logical extreme. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>The cloud cover is slowly breaking up and there is much more blue sky showing now then there was half an hour ago. I hope we&#8217;re in for some nice weather this weekend. I would like to sit in the sun and watch the birds and listen to the song of the lawnmowers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s raining again, and the lacy tracery of spring leaves against the branches of the trees is filling out into that one-color summer green already. At least I haven&#8217;t had to water the pansies but once since I planted them. I&#8217;m home early for a long weekend, though I was home sick all day yesterday, so it turned out to be an even shorter week than I anticipated. Tomorrow is Ascension Day which we have a holiday for in Sweden and my company gives us half-days off before holidays as well as the &#8220;pinch&#8221; day for Friday. Nice! Martin: *because&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4,9,3],"class_list":["post-2392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-beinglizardek","tag-bibliophilia","tag-wonderfulworld"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2392"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3792,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392\/revisions\/3792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}