Things I hope never to do before I die<\/b><\/p>\n
Eat squid or snails or bugs<\/p>\n
Go blind<\/p>\n
Wear stilettos<\/p>\n
“Misplace” another IUD<\/p>\n
Become a victim of identity theft<\/p>\n
Pierce any part of my body<\/p>\n
Stop telling my husband I love him every day<\/p>\n
Throw up in public<\/p>\n
Develop an allergy to gluten<\/p>\n
Catch an STD<\/p>\n
Bungee-jump<\/p>\n
Take up smoking<\/p>\n
Learn to appreciate wine<\/p>\n
Be stung by a scorpion<\/p>\n
Change my behavior because someone might think I’m weird<\/p>\n
Become a morning person<\/p>\n
Get over my love for lists<\/p>\n
Own a glue gun<\/p>\n
Pass a kidney stone<\/p>\n
Run out of things to read<\/p>\n
Give up on my friends<\/p>\n
Play The Sims<\/p>\n
Shoot anything (except with a camera)<\/p>\n
Become a Belieber<\/p>\n
Get pregnant again<\/p>\n
Skydive<\/p>\n
Get the plague, or cancer<\/p>\n
Lose a child<\/p>\n
Travel to India (I’m content to read about it)<\/p>\n
Break a leg (or anything else for that matter)<\/p>\n
Get mugged<\/p>\n
Be burned in a fire<\/p>\n
Read Fifty Shades of Grey<\/i><\/p>\n
Go on a cruise<\/p>\n
Run a marathon<\/p>\n
Watch a horror movie or slasher flick<\/p>\n
Campaign for political office<\/p>\n
Stop laughing<\/p>\n
Stop loving<\/p>\n
Stop sharing<\/p>\n
Stop caring<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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