{"id":2300,"date":"2014-08-20T22:09:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-21T03:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2014\/08\/20\/gotcha-2\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:35:11","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:35:11","slug":"gotcha-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2014\/08\/20\/gotcha-2\/","title":{"rendered":"GOTCHA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Turning 50 is weird. I don&#8217;t FEEL like I&#8217;m fifty. I feel more like 35. 37, maybe. Max. Maybe younger, some days. <\/p>\n<p>On Monday, my boss sent me an email informing me that she had scheduled me for 1 hour today to train our newest team member, who started last week. &#8220;Can you please go over guidelines, logo, brand, templates, etc.?&#8221; she asked. I replied in the affirmative, no problem, since this kind of training is part of what I do. <\/p>\n<p>But jetlag the last couple of days has been kicking my butt, so I was really tired at lunchtime today. &#8220;Ugh&#8230;&#8221; I groaned. &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to do training this afternoon,&#8221; I said to my officemates. &#8220;Training is fun!&#8221; chirped Helena. &#8220;If I wasn&#8217;t a zombie brain,&#8221; I grumbled. Training IS fun, normally, but it also requires forethought, can-do enthusiasm and general on-the-ballness, all of which have been at lower than usual levels the past couple of days. <\/p>\n<p>I met Erik outside the conference room and we waited a minute for the people using it to finish up so we could get in and start. I logged in, and started opening up presentations and websites and server windows, while starting to fish for what areas had already been covered for him so I didn&#8217;t inadvertently repeat anything he&#8217;d already learned. Suddenly, voices started singing in the hallway and the door opened and my team mates started pouring into the room. &#8220;What? Oh. OHHH NOOO.&#8221; I said. They were singing Happy Birthday to ME. <\/p>\n<p>Totally surprised!! I had no idea. I mean, I figured there would be SOME sort of acknowledgment at some point since Axis makes a big deal out of big birthdays but I wasn&#8217;t expecting it yet. I had thought maybe Friday, but Pia totally snuck one by me. Flowers and a huge card signed by all my co-workers &#8220;Dear Liz, Happy Birthday! I&#8217;ll always be younger than you&#8221; read one greeting. \ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n<p>And lovely presents, to boot! A Pandora bracelet with 4 pretty beads (including a cupcake, a hugging family, and a passport), and a KINDLE! The Kindle is actually arriving tomorrow because it&#8217;s being hand-carried from the UK by another colleague. I would probably never have bought a Kindle for myself, and I read a LOT, so I will be sure to make good use of it, even though I doubt I will ever give up paper books completely. Mmmmm books!<\/p>\n<p>Then we had cake, three kinds, and then I went back to my desk and perused the Pandora catalog that had been in the bag with the bracelet. Then I went and had my hair done in Malm\u00f6. So much for getting anything else done at work!<\/p>\n<p>I hope the jetlag is almost over though. I have three busy days ahead (book group! Wonders! More birthday goodness!) and I&#8217;m tired of that achey around the eyes feeling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Turning 50 is weird. I don&#8217;t FEEL like I&#8217;m fifty. I feel more like 35. 37, maybe. Max. Maybe younger, some days. 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