{"id":2267,"date":"2014-03-03T21:55:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-04T03:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2014\/03\/03\/neat-freakish\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:35:13","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:35:13","slug":"neat-freakish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2014\/03\/03\/neat-freakish\/","title":{"rendered":"NEAT FREAKISH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This doesn&#8217;t happen to me so much outside of my own home, but it&#8217;s starting to drive me crazy. When I walk into the house, I immediately see the things that are out of place. The things that need to be cleaned, or put away. Today when I came home, the first thing I notice when I walk into the laundry room (aside from the blinking red light on the washing machine announcing that the load I put on a timer when I left this morning is done) is that Martin&#8217;s backpack is on the counter, along with his hat and some books. The shoes are all out of place. There are clothes from the weekend&#8217;s laundry round that someone didn&#8217;t put away.<\/p>\n<p>When I walk into the kitchen, I see Karin&#8217;s backpack and keys on the kitchen table. Dirty dishes in the sink. Recycleables that need to be sorted. <\/p>\n<p>In the little hallway, someone&#8217;s headphones on the phone stand.<\/p>\n<p>In the bathroom, the kid&#8217;s cabinet door is open from this morning, my own nightgown on the windowsill (shame!) and the laundry basket lids are askew.<\/p>\n<p>And so it goes, throughout the house. Every room I walk into&#8230;the first thing I see is the thing that needs to be FIXED. RIGHTED. TAKEN CARE OF.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s exasperating, both that it&#8217;s what I focus on, AND that it&#8217;s invariably someone else that has done it to begin with. And yet, I close the cabinet, put the dishes in the dishwasher, call the kids to come pick up their stuff, put my nightgown away. *sigh* I can&#8217;t really relax until things are in order. Or at least in BETTER order. I don&#8217;t get out the mop or anything, &#8230;I&#8217;m not OBSESSED. <\/p>\n<p>Heh.<\/p>\n<p>And yet, I can go months without cleaning the fish tank or dealing with the well beneath the bathtub. The windows are a disgrace, but there&#8217;s no point in cleaning them&#8230;it&#8217;s rainy season, right? I&#8217;m not obsessed with perfection or super-cleanliness&#8230;I just appreciate order. <\/p>\n<p>And if I have to BEAT MY FAMILY INTO COMPLIANCE, so be it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This doesn&#8217;t happen to me so much outside of my own home, but it&#8217;s starting to drive me crazy. When I walk into the house, I immediately see the things that are out of place. The things that need to be cleaned, or put away. Today when I came home, the first thing I notice when I walk into the laundry room (aside from the blinking red light on the washing machine announcing that the load I put on a timer when I left this morning is done) is that Martin&#8217;s backpack is on the counter, along with his hat&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4,31,20],"class_list":["post-2267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-beinglizardek","tag-famdamily","tag-littlemisssunshine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2267"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3986,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2267\/revisions\/3986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}