{"id":2182,"date":"2013-05-12T17:39:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-12T22:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2013\/05\/12\/baby-its-nice-outside\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:35:23","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:35:23","slug":"baby-its-nice-outside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2013\/05\/12\/baby-its-nice-outside\/","title":{"rendered":"BABY, IT&#8217;S NICE OUTSIDE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s true I love my job. I&#8217;m good at what I do and I like doing it, and every workday when the alarm goes off, I hop right up (albeit a bit more slowly than in younger years) ready to start the day&#8230;but after a long weekend like this? Retirement sounds pretty good. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s nice to relax, spend the day doing the things I feel like doing, getting things done at my own pace, having time to set chores and projects down and just read for a while. Time to sleep in, go to bed late, plan excursions and enjoy the sunshine. <\/p>\n<p>The first day I thought about work a lot. I am not as overwhelmed as I was a few weeks ago, but I&#8217;m still dealing with the aftermath of the crazy&#8230;and very much hoping it doesn&#8217;t heat up again, to that extent, for awhile. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s good that spring is here, and that everyone has their thoughts focused a bit more outside the office walls, a bit more outside emails. A bit more on the greening trees and budding lilacs. Every tree that can be in flower IS in flower, it seems and there is beauty everywhere your eye rests.<\/p>\n<p>Today I went to a baby shower for a woman that works in my department, but whom I met originally through the AWC. It&#8217;s the second baby shower in the last 2 months&#8230;SIX women in our bookgroup are having babies right now&#8230;3 have already given birth and 3 have yet to do so. A lot of baby presents and baby talk and baby memories. I sort of envy them the time off, but I remember what it was like. I had never wanted to be home with babies and I did it for 3 years&#8230;that was enough for me. So, I guess a few long weekends in a row and vacation coming up soon should satisfy my craving for downtime.<\/p>\n<p>We played fun baby-related games: a famous mother&#8217;s name on our backs when we arrived that we had to figure out with only yes or no questions&#8230;I was completely blank on mine and had to get a giant hint before the light dawned. Even knowing that I was a cartoon mother, still running on TV, with 3 kids, one of whom is very obnoxious, wasn&#8217;t enough to clue me in. D&#8217;oh, indeed! Then one of the organizers held a baby-themed quiz that included the following questions:<\/p>\n<p>Where in the house should you never put baby, according to Johnny Castle?<\/p>\n<p>Which species sees the male in charge of gestation and birth?<\/p>\n<p>Which mammal has a gestation period of nearly 2 years? sperm whale, elephant, donkey or hippopotamus<\/p>\n<p>What is the largest number of surviving human children from a SINGLE birth? 6, 8, 10 or 12<\/p>\n<p>What is the highest amount of children born to ONE mother over the course of a lifetime? 15, 24, 48, 57, or 69 <\/p>\n<p>What can a child 7 months or less do that an adult cannot? stick out its tongue &#038; cross its eyes, sneeze with its eyes open, lick its own elbow or breathe &#038; swallow simultaneously?*<\/p>\n<p>It was fun, and the food was good, but I&#8217;m babied out for the time being. I&#8217;ve been slogging through the magazine accumulation of years and am pleased to report that I have only 2.5 years left of Martha Stewart magazines to go through. I haven&#8217;t ripped out nearly as many pages as I thought I would, considering how pretty the publication is. I was originally more surprised about this, considering how I decimated the Donna Hays,  but Martha&#8217;s recipes, while photogenic and appetizing, all seem to be so much WORK. Plus she has a bad habit of putting pretty pictures of the food in one set of pages, and the recipes all crammed around advertising in the back. I can&#8217;t be bothered. Much of the time, even when I look at one of the photos and think, &#8220;YUM that looks YUMMY&#8221; upon reflection and clear-eyed reading of the recipe, I realize&#8230;yeah, I&#8217;ll never make that. Not a chance.<\/p>\n<p>The sky is so pretty, pale blue with fat white clouds floating leisurely by. I think I&#8217;ll go gaze at it awhile and not think about work for the few remaining hours of the weekend. I hope your weekend has been as nearly perfect as mine.<\/p>\n<p><i><font size=\"-2\">*Answers:<br \/>\nin the corner<br \/>\nseahorses<br \/>\nelephant<br \/>\n8 (octomom!)<br \/>\n69&#8230; BOGGLE. No kidding**<br \/>\nbreathe &#038; swallow simultaneously<\/p>\n<p>**baha! no pun intended. Seriously. <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_people_with_the_most_children\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">69 kids<\/a>. by ONE set of parents (though Wikipedia says the veracity of the story is under suspicion). Even the next highest amount on the list (39!) makes my uterus shudder.<\/font><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s true I love my job. I&#8217;m good at what I do and I like doing it, and every workday when the alarm goes off, I hop right up (albeit a bit more slowly than in younger years) ready to start the day&#8230;but after a long weekend like this? Retirement sounds pretty good. It&#8217;s nice to relax, spend the day doing the things I feel like doing, getting things done at my own pace, having time to set chores and projects down and just read for a while. Time to sleep in, go to bed late, plan excursions and enjoy&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14,3],"class_list":["post-2182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-goodthings","tag-wonderfulworld"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2182"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4174,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2182\/revisions\/4174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}