{"id":2179,"date":"2013-05-02T21:48:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-03T02:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2013\/05\/02\/dont-do-it\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:35:24","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:35:24","slug":"dont-do-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2013\/05\/02\/dont-do-it\/","title":{"rendered":"DON&#8217;T DO IT!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t rub your eyes, don&#8217;t rub them, don&#8217;t no no no nooooo<\/p>\n<p><i><b>RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!!<\/b><\/i><br \/>\n<i><b>RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!!<\/b><\/i><br \/>\n<i><b>RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!!<\/b><\/i><br \/>\n<i><b>RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!!<\/b><\/i><br \/>\n<i><b>RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!!<\/b><\/i><br \/>\n<i><b>RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!!<\/b><\/i><br \/>\n<i><b>RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!!<\/b><\/i><br \/>\n<i><b>RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!!<\/b><\/i><br \/>\n<i><b>RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!!<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>AUGH!<\/p>\n<p>Spring is here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t rub your eyes, don&#8217;t rub them, don&#8217;t no no no nooooo RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!! RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!! RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!! RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!! RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!! RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!! RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!! RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!! RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB!!! AUGH! Spring is here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[20],"class_list":["post-2179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-littlemisssunshine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2179"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4177,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2179\/revisions\/4177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}