{"id":2109,"date":"2012-04-12T22:26:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-13T03:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2012\/04\/12\/at-least-i-dont-have-to-worry-about-giving-the-birds-bees-talk\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:35:45","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:35:45","slug":"at-least-i-dont-have-to-worry-about-giving-the-birds-bees-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2012\/04\/12\/at-least-i-dont-have-to-worry-about-giving-the-birds-bees-talk\/","title":{"rendered":"AT LEAST I DON&#8217;T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GIVING THE BIRDS &#038; BEES TALK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have been watching Season 1 of <i>Game of Thrones<\/i> on Swedish TV, and it&#8217;s on at 10 p.m. on Wednesday nights. I read all the books (except the latest, which I JUST got) ages ago, and remembered very sketchily what happens. I was all excited to watch it and I figured the kids would like it too, because well, the books were really good and they both like fantasy stories and it&#8217;s quite engaging what with all the interesting characters and what not&#8230;and why in the world would they put this acclaimed series on at 10 p.m.?! Crazy. It&#8217;s a school night!<\/p>\n<p>The fact that it was HBO escaped me, since it&#8217;s not HBO here, and the fact that it was on at 10 p.m. failed to tip me off, that the show might not be&#8230;exactly&#8230;kid-appropriate. So it was the COPIOUS amounts of doggy-style sex in the first couple of episodes that was the real clue. As my kids freaked out a bit and decided that app right there on their phone was REALLY REALLY interesting. &#8220;Don&#8217;t look yet,&#8221; I had to keep saying. EEK! Don&#8217;t look now either! Egad. Parenting FAIL.<\/p>\n<p>But once they had watched a couple of episodes they were hooked, and I couldn&#8217;t very well keep them from watching the rest, and besides, they have now seen it ALL. Strangely, all the gore and violence and squirty blood from sword slashes doesn&#8217;t faze them a BIT. <\/p>\n<p>My brother asked for the box set of <i>Game of Thrones<\/i> for Christmas, and my sister ended up getting it for him for his birthday at the end of March because it hadn&#8217;t come out yet by Christmas. He called me one Wednesday evening while he was watching his DVDs and scolded me because I had RUINED <i>Game of Thrones<\/i> for him. &#8220;There&#8217;s EIGHT SOLID minutes of hot girl-on-girl action&#8230;EIGHT MINUTES&#8230;and all I can think about is that you let your kids watch this.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What? We haven&#8217;t seen anything like that! What episode are you watching?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know&#8230;7 or 8.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Gah. We haven&#8217;t gotten that far. OK, forewarned is forearmed.&#8221; *sigh*<\/p>\n<p>EIGHT SOLID minutes of &#8220;Don&#8217;t look yet!! Play DrawSomething! And turn the sound down. Yikes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>NOW they&#8217;ve really seen it all.<\/p>\n<p>*sigh*<\/p>\n<p>Last night, we watched Episode 8&#8230;there are only 2 left of Season one. The main character is in prison, his children are scattered and fleeing or in peril and I know what happens to them all. I couldn&#8217;t remember everything so I looked them up on Wikipedia and refreshed my memory with all the tragic details. And after the show ended, I went to bed at 11 p.m. (ON A SCHOOL NIGHT, see FAIL) and then lay there and worried about the Starks for an hour and a half before I finally dropped off to sleep. <\/p>\n<p>And to top it off, I woke up suddenly at 5:30 a.m. thinking that I had thrown away* the receipt for my Swedish passport that I was supposed to pick up after work today and had to force myself not to get up and root through the paper recycleables to check.<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-3\">*I hadn&#8217;t. Passport is now in my possession!<\/font><\/p>\n<p><b>Bright &#038; Bonny, But Belated Birthday Wishes to <a href=\"http:\/\/reebert.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">reebert<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/thistimearound.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">thistimearound<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/kissekat.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">kissekat<\/a>!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have been watching Season 1 of Game of Thrones on Swedish TV, and it&#8217;s on at 10 p.m. on Wednesday nights. I read all the books (except the latest, which I JUST got) ages ago, and remembered very sketchily what happens. I was all excited to watch it and I figured the kids would like it too, because well, the books were really good and they both like fantasy stories and it&#8217;s quite engaging what with all the interesting characters and what not&#8230;and why in the world would they put this acclaimed series on at 10 p.m.?! Crazy. It&#8217;s&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[17],"class_list":["post-2109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-offspring"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4276,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2109\/revisions\/4276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}