{"id":208,"date":"2003-12-07T16:37:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-07T22:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/12\/07\/lololol\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:55:46","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:55:46","slug":"lololol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/12\/07\/lololol\/","title":{"rendered":"LOLOLOL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Laughed until I cried after reading this in <a href=\"http:\/\/smartypants.diaryland.com\/040201.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Mimi Smartypants<\/a>&#8216; archives:<\/p>\n<p><i>You know these little capsules that you put in warm water and a foam animal emerges? Do you? Well, get some. And do them inside your mouth, with beer. This was great fun recently, at a bar with Kat I had one in my mouth, almost finished exploding, when a guy sat down near us and said, &#8220;Hi&#8221; in that I&#8217;m-going-to-chat-you-up way. I held up a finger to say, &#8220;Wait a minute,&#8221; leaned over the bar, and spat a foam brontosaurus onto the bar top. He didn&#8217;t stay long. It was beautiful.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>ahahahahahaha!! I love that woman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Laughed until I cried after reading this in Mimi Smartypants&#8216; archives: You know these little capsules that you put in warm water and a foam animal emerges? Do you? Well, get some. And do them inside your mouth, with beer. This was great fun recently, at a bar with Kat I had one in my mouth, almost finished exploding, when a guy sat down near us and said, &#8220;Hi&#8221; in that I&#8217;m-going-to-chat-you-up way. I held up a finger to say, &#8220;Wait a minute,&#8221; leaned over the bar, and spat a foam brontosaurus onto the bar top. He didn&#8217;t stay long.&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6417,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions\/6417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}