{"id":1942,"date":"2010-12-04T23:12:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-05T05:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2010\/12\/04\/confessions\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:40:21","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:40:21","slug":"confessions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2010\/12\/04\/confessions\/","title":{"rendered":"CONFESSIONS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As it stands right now, I could never be a vegetarian because: mmmmmmmmm, bacon.<\/p>\n<p>I have zero interest in the dream you had last night.<\/p>\n<p>My favorite holiday used to be Halloween, now it&#8217;s Christmas. My favorite time of year used to be autumn, now it&#8217;s spring. Both of these changes are due to 14 years of living in Sweden.<\/p>\n<p>None of the people I care about <b>most<\/b>, besides my husband and children, live in the same country as me.<\/p>\n<p>I spend much more time playing Spider Solitaire or Sword of Fargoal than anyone suspects.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d rather chew off my own arm than talk politics or religion with most people.<\/p>\n<p>I had huge crushes on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.se\/images?hl=en&#038;q=Bill+Bixby&#038;rlz=1B3GGLL_enSE376SE376&#038;um=1&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;source=og&#038;sa=N&#038;tab=wi&#038;biw=1272&#038;bih=780\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Bill Bixby<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.se\/images?hl=en&#038;q=Michael+Landon&#038;rlz=1B3GGLL_enSE376SE376&#038;um=1&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;source=og&#038;sa=N&#038;tab=wi&#038;biw=1272&#038;bih=780\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Michael Landon<\/a> for years.<\/p>\n<p>It makes me kind of sad that my husband goes to bed much later than I do, and on the rare occasions when he actually goes to bed before me, it makes me kind of mad.<\/p>\n<p>I often feel superior to people in malls.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t understand the appeal of Adam Sandler or zombies.<\/p>\n<p>I hide more than half the people on my Facebook Friends list from my News Feed.<\/p>\n<p>I believe it&#8217;s possible to jinx yourself.<\/p>\n<p>Email and the Internet are awesome but sometimes I really miss getting letters.<\/p>\n<p>Reincarnation is a very compelling theory.<\/p>\n<p>I hate it when I&#8217;m overweight but more I hate how long it takes me to get motivated to do something about it.<\/p>\n<p>Twitter: I don&#8217;t get it.<\/p>\n<p>I snore (much as I hate to admit it).<\/p>\n<p><b>Your turn!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p><b>Butterfly Beautiful Birthday Wishes to <a href=\"http:\/\/americantjej.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">americantjej<\/a>!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As it stands right now, I could never be a vegetarian because: mmmmmmmmm, bacon. I have zero interest in the dream you had last night. My favorite holiday used to be Halloween, now it&#8217;s Christmas. My favorite time of year used to be autumn, now it&#8217;s spring. Both of these changes are due to 14 years of living in Sweden. None of the people I care about most, besides my husband and children, live in the same country as me. I spend much more time playing Spider Solitaire or Sword of Fargoal than anyone suspects. I&#8217;d rather chew off my&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-1942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-blogalicious"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1942"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4442,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942\/revisions\/4442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}