{"id":193,"date":"2003-11-28T23:42:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-29T05:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/11\/28\/my-name-is-liz-and-ill-be-your-waiter-for-the-evening\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:55:49","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:55:49","slug":"my-name-is-liz-and-ill-be-your-waiter-for-the-evening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/11\/28\/my-name-is-liz-and-ill-be-your-waiter-for-the-evening\/","title":{"rendered":"MY NAME IS LIZ AND I&#8217;LL BE YOUR WAITER FOR THE EVENING&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Le Menu<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Three 4.5 kilo turkeys basted to perfection and stuffed with, well, stuffing<\/li>\n<li>enough mashed potatoes to feed a small army<\/li>\n<li>more stuffing cuz you just can&#8217;t have too much<\/li>\n<li>green bean casserole<\/li>\n<li>something with sweet potatoes made by a Texan for extra authenticity<\/li>\n<li>steamed broccoli<\/li>\n<li>cranberry sauce, you know you love it<\/li>\n<li>black olives, a family dinner party staple<\/li>\n<li>GOOD GRAVY!<\/li>\n<li>the ultimate dessert: pumpkin pie with whipped cream<\/li>\n<li>raspberry crumble pie<\/li>\n<li>the softest moistest bestest chocolate chip cookies I&#8217;ve ever had in my life<\/li>\n<li>muffin-shaped individual portion cherry jello<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Anders just started carving up the two turkeys he did today and I can report that they are lip-smackingly good. The house is picked up, 2 loads of laundry are done, the jello is jelling in the fridge, the tables are put up and set and places laid, so I&#8217;m ahead of the game.<br \/>\n<b>I can&#8217;t wait until tomorrow!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le Menu Three 4.5 kilo turkeys basted to perfection and stuffed with, well, stuffing enough mashed potatoes to feed a small army more stuffing cuz you just can&#8217;t have too much green bean casserole something with sweet potatoes made by a Texan for extra authenticity steamed broccoli cranberry sauce, you know you love it black olives, a family dinner party staple GOOD GRAVY! the ultimate dessert: pumpkin pie with whipped cream raspberry crumble pie the softest moistest bestest chocolate chip cookies I&#8217;ve ever had in my life muffin-shaped individual portion cherry jello Anders just started carving up the two turkeys&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6434,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions\/6434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}