{"id":1727,"date":"2009-04-27T23:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T04:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/04\/27\/so-help-me-cod-its-the-trout\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:41:52","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:41:52","slug":"so-help-me-cod-its-the-trout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/04\/27\/so-help-me-cod-its-the-trout\/","title":{"rendered":"SO HELP ME COD, IT&#8217;S THE TROUT!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At book group the other night, we got on the subject of jokes and how they spread. Some of the joke trends that I remember most fondly from my own childhood are not a part of the Swedish culture at all, and introducing them to my children, especially to Martin who has the same sense of humor as I do and loves puns, has been fun for me. Elephant jokes and Why did the chicken cross the road jokes and the cannibal jokes we made up a few weeks ago: all very entertaining to the both of us. I get almost as much joy out of telling these jokes and watching Martin&#8217;s face and hearing his reaction as he does out of hearing them for the first time. We went through knock-knock jokes awhile back and he recently told me that the kids in his class just don&#8217;t get them.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get them? Isn&#8217;t that sad? How deprived! Especially when the latest one, which I read on a blog somewhere, made us giggle for AGES (because Martin is 11 and I, apparently, am not much older): Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? I eat mop! (you need to say this one out loud to really appreciate it)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I recently introduced Martin to &#8220;no arms, no legs&#8221; jokes, which elicited some major eye-rolling, and at book group the other night, I brought up the subject, asking the other women who were there if any of THEM remembered &#8220;no arms, no legs&#8221; jokes from their younger days. The response was enthusiastic on the part of several of them, and one woman and I got into a spirited discussion about the &#8220;sets&#8221; of jokes we remember floating around our friends and schoolmates. We knew all the same references: &#8220;Helen Keller jokes,&#8221; I said. &#8220;A man walks into a bar&#8221; jokes, said someone else. &#8220;Dead baby jokes!&#8221; she exclaimed, &#8220;and Blonde jokes.&#8221; And lightbulb (how many people, etc.) jokes! Then she got this really surprised look on her face and said, &#8220;And I was in CANADA! And you were in Alabama and Belgium and wherever else you were, and this was BEFORE THE INTERNET.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A bit of quick keyboard research gave me some <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jokes\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">interesting information<\/a>. These types of joke sets are called cycles: a collection of jokes with a particular theme or setup. The basic premise of any of these kinds of jokes isn&#8217;t very funny, especially if you just hear one of them, but after about 4 or 5 of them you catch yourself laughing. And when you were 11 or 12 they were hilarious (although I remember being mostly shocked by the dead baby jokes). But here in Sweden, they&#8217;re even less funny: no one knows who Helen Keller is, for instance.<\/p>\n<p>They must have similar trends even in Sweden, besides the horrible <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bellman_joke\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Bellman jokes<\/a>  Martin was delivering to Anders&#8217; amusement awhile back.<\/p>\n<p>Got an old favorite? (Martin and) I would love to hear it!<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Also, just noticed that last.fm has gone to subscriber only after a 30-track trial period: ARGH.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At book group the other night, we got on the subject of jokes and how they spread. Some of the joke trends that I remember most fondly from my own childhood are not a part of the Swedish culture at all, and introducing them to my children, especially to Martin who has the same sense of humor as I do and loves puns, has been fun for me. Elephant jokes and Why did the chicken cross the road jokes and the cannibal jokes we made up a few weeks ago: all very entertaining to the both of us. I get&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,13],"class_list":["post-1727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-martinbean","tag-sillybutt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1727"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4659,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions\/4659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}