{"id":1708,"date":"2009-03-18T22:31:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-19T03:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/03\/18\/what-my-kids-think-of-me\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:42:18","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:42:18","slug":"what-my-kids-think-of-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/03\/18\/what-my-kids-think-of-me\/","title":{"rendered":"WHAT MY KIDS THINK OF ME"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Interviewed the kids in this Facebook meme and wrote down their exact responses \ud83d\ude42 Apologies to those who&#8217;ve already seen it, but if I don&#8217;t put it here it won&#8217;t be in the yearbook.<\/p>\n<p><i>Martin &#8211; age 11<br \/>\nKarin &#8211; age 9.5 going on 17<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>1. What is something mom always says to you?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; Stop fighting!<br \/>\nK &#8211; Get a life<\/p>\n<p><b>2. What makes mom happy?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; When we do (stop fighting)<br \/>\nK &#8211; Hugs &#038; kisses<\/p>\n<p><b>3. What makes mom sad?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; When we ignore her<br \/>\nK &#8211; If I don&#8217;t want to be with her<\/p>\n<p><b>4. How does your mom make you laugh?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; I don&#8217;t know, she&#8217;s just weird<br \/>\nK &#8211; She says something funny<\/p>\n<p><b>5. What was your mom like as a child?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; Naughty<br \/>\nK &#8211; She looked like the one that played Laura Ingalls Wilder<\/p>\n<p><b>6. How old is your mom?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; 42<br \/>\nK &#8211; 33<\/p>\n<p><i>(can&#8217;t believe neither of them got this right! How hard is 29 to remember??)<\/i> <\/p>\n<p><b>7. How tall is your mom?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; around 145 cm<br \/>\nK &#8211; I have no idea<\/p>\n<p><b>8. What is her favorite thing to do?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; Read<br \/>\nK &#8211; Write on her journal<\/p>\n<p><b>9. What does your mom do when you&#8217;re not around?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; Party<br \/>\nK &#8211; Walk or write on her journal<\/p>\n<p><b>10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; Getting the Nobel Prize in Weirdness<br \/>\nK &#8211; Inspecting moose<\/p>\n<p><b>11. What is your mom really good at?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; Being weird<br \/>\nK &#8211; Writing on her journal<\/p>\n<p><b>12. What is your mom not very good at?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; Basketball<br \/>\nK &#8211; Bouncing on the trampoline&#8230;just kidding. I don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p><b>13. What does your mom do for her job?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; Ads<br \/>\nK &#8211; She writes in different languages about cameras<\/p>\n<p><b>14. What is your mom&#8217;s favorite food?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; Sushi<br \/>\nK &#8211; Sushi<\/p>\n<p><b>15. What makes you proud of your mom?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; I can&#8217;t choose&#8230;there are so many things&#8230;*laughs*<br \/>\nK &#8211; She gave birth to me<\/p>\n<p><b>16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; Elmer Fudd<br \/>\nK &#8211; Daisy Duck<\/p>\n<p><b>17. What do you and your mom do together?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; Go for walks, have weird quizzes<br \/>\nK &#8211; tickle!<\/p>\n<p><b>18. How are you and your mom the same?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; We both hate licorice<br \/>\nK &#8211; We speak English<\/p>\n<p><b>19. How are you and your mom different?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; I&#8217;m a boy<br \/>\nK &#8211; She&#8217;s an adult<\/p>\n<p><b>20. How do you know your mom loves you?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; She won&#8217;t stop hugging me<br \/>\nK &#8211; Because she kisses me and hugs me and tickles me<\/p>\n<p><b>21. Where is your mom&#8217;s favorite place to go?<\/b><br \/>\nM &#8211; America<br \/>\nK &#8211; To bed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Interviewed the kids in this Facebook meme and wrote down their exact responses \ud83d\ude42 Apologies to those who&#8217;ve already seen it, but if I don&#8217;t put it here it won&#8217;t be in the yearbook. Martin &#8211; age 11 Karin &#8211; age 9.5 going on 17 1. What is something mom always says to you? M &#8211; Stop fighting! K &#8211; Get a life 2. What makes mom happy? M &#8211; When we do (stop fighting) K &#8211; Hugs &#038; kisses 3. What makes mom sad? 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