{"id":1657,"date":"2008-12-11T22:29:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-12T04:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/12\/11\/stressmas\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:42:38","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:42:38","slug":"stressmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/12\/11\/stressmas\/","title":{"rendered":"STRESSMAS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even though I don&#8217;t have that much left to do in regards to Christmas preparations, things seem to be zooming ahead and pulling me after them willy-nilly. This is always a crazy time of year.<\/p>\n<p><b>Exhibit A &#8211; this week<\/b><br \/>\nMonday &#8211; Actually, nothing<br \/>\nTuesday &#8211; Karin karate class<br \/>\nWednesday &#8211; Choir Christmas concert and dinner afterwards<br \/>\nThursday &#8211; Karin karate class, and kid&#8217;s hemspr\u00e5k end-of-term party (they watched a movie &#038; had fika at our house)<br \/>\nFriday &#8211; Work Christmas party<br \/>\nSaturday &#8211; Get Christmas tree, decorate it, bake cookies<\/p>\n<p><b>Exhibit B &#8211; next week<\/b><br \/>\nSunday &#8211; Sing in 3 concerts at elderly care homes in Malm\u00f6<br \/>\nMonday &#8211; Kids&#8217; School Christmas concert<br \/>\nTuesday &#8211; AWC Julbord<br \/>\nWednesday &#8211; Anders&#8217; work Christmas party (both of us are going)<br \/>\nThursday &#8211; Book group<br \/>\nFriday &#8211; collapse muddy &#038; exhausted and smilingly contemplate 2.5 weeks of vacation<br \/>\nSaturday &#8211; final Christmas shopping &#038; brother-in-law&#8217;s birthday dinner<\/p>\n<p><b>Exhibit C &#8211; the week after that<\/b><br \/>\nSunday &#8211; Julbord with Anders&#8217; family<br \/>\nMonday &#8211; FINAL FINAL Christmas shopping if necessary<br \/>\nTuesday &#8211; Mother-in-law&#8217;s birthday lunch<br \/>\nWednesday &#8211; Christmas eve at sister-in-law&#8217;s<br \/>\nThursday &#8211; Christmas day festivities<br \/>\nFriday &#8211; collapse seriously muddy but most likely not exhausted! woot!<br \/>\nSaturday &#8211; Actually, nothing!<\/p>\n<p>I can do this! It&#8217;s not that bad, except for next week. <\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow is our work Christmas party and while I&#8217;m sort of looking forward to it, I&#8217;m also sort of dreading it. Part of that is caused by the new party outfit I bought on the fly the other day. I&#8217;m afraid I&#8217;ll look like a clown in it. It&#8217;s HAREM pants with a little vest. Granted, they are black with silver embroidery around all the edges, and I have a nice swingy black top to wear under, but still&#8230;HAREM PANTS. I have 2 footwear choices, but I&#8217;m leaning towards half-cut black suede boots. Yes, I know, the 80s are calling. Maybe I&#8217;ll do my hair like <a href=\"http:\/\/store.infinitecoolness.com\/coolposters\/personalities\/leahthompson\/leahthompsonposter001.jpg\" taraget=\"_blank\">Leah Thompson<\/a> in <i>Back to the Future<\/i> and complete the feeling of idiocy that is looming over me.<\/p>\n<p>I hate getting dressed up. Honestly, I <b><i>hate<\/i><\/b> it. I hate pantyhose and pinchy shoes and feeling like I have to keep my gut sucked in and putting more makeup on and worrying that Barky will choose to act up just because I have to walk through the Swedish winter weather for longer than expected on my way from the car to the door. To add to all this trauma, I have an eye infection that is on its way back FROM HELL (where all eye infections live when they&#8217;re not working) and it&#8217;s causing much redness and goopiness and itching and I couldn&#8217;t get a doctor&#8217;s appointment until Monday and I have no antibiotic drops left from the last time in March and all I have to fight it off is Visine-A, which, frankly, isn&#8217;t helping much. WOE.*<\/p>\n<p><b>Bundles of Brightly Wrapped Belated Birthday Wishes to <a href=\"http:\/\/fiveandfour.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">fiveandfour<\/a>!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Cracking Me Up<\/b>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sweet-juniper.com\/2008\/12\/parenting-enemy.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Parenting the Enemy<\/a><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-3\">*R\u00e9e, I know, I know, it&#8217;s all relative. I&#8217;ll shut up with the not shutting up now.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even though I don&#8217;t have that much left to do in regards to Christmas preparations, things seem to be zooming ahead and pulling me after them willy-nilly. This is always a crazy time of year. Exhibit A &#8211; this week Monday &#8211; Actually, nothing Tuesday &#8211; Karin karate class Wednesday &#8211; Choir Christmas concert and dinner afterwards Thursday &#8211; Karin karate class, and kid&#8217;s hemspr\u00e5k end-of-term party (they watched a movie &#038; had fika at our house) Friday &#8211; Work Christmas party Saturday &#8211; Get Christmas tree, decorate it, bake cookies Exhibit B &#8211; next week Sunday &#8211; Sing in&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-1657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-holidaze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1657"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4730,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1657\/revisions\/4730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}