{"id":1652,"date":"2008-12-03T22:53:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T04:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/12\/03\/i-swear-i-do-not-wear-a-kerchief\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:42:38","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:42:38","slug":"i-swear-i-do-not-wear-a-kerchief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/12\/03\/i-swear-i-do-not-wear-a-kerchief\/","title":{"rendered":"I SWEAR I DO NOT WEAR A KERCHIEF"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everywhere there are yummy yummy recipes coming at me like zingity fattening yummalicious food bombs. First, I do it to myself by visiting friends with mad cooking skillz and the willingness to share recipes. And I buy Martha Stewart Living magazines just so I can LICK THE PAGES. And then I make it worse by choosing to participate in the AWC holiday cookie exchange which kickstarts the baking of the Christmas cookies.<\/p>\n<p>Then <a href=\"http:\/\/ozswede.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">ozswede<\/a> perpetuates the temptation with a string of delicious recipes that have me frantically printing and gathering and drooling, and then she sends me links to things like <a href=\"http:\/\/foodgawker.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><b>THIS<\/b><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And then <a href=\"http:\/\/growwings.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Laini<\/a> posts about recipes like <a href=\"http:\/\/goodthingscatered.blogspot.com\/2008\/11\/cranberry-white-chocolate-bars.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><b>THIS<\/b><\/a>, which leads me to <a href=\"http:\/\/goodthingscatered.blogspot.com\/2008\/09\/apple-spice-cookie-bars.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><b>THIS<\/b><\/a> and my god, I&#8217;m DOOOOOOOOOOMED.<\/p>\n<p>Last Friday night I stayed up seriously late. I did the same thing on Saturday night, despite knowing it was going to make things difficult come time to get up Monday morning for work, and then I compounded things by staying up late Sunday night as well. I was correct in that theory of self-wrought morning-grogginess hardship, yet it did not stop me from staying up past my bedtime on Monday night&#8230;or Tuesday night. When the alarm went off this morning at 6:45 a.m. I nearly cried with despair at my own stupid self, after shooting out of bed wondering how it could POSSIBLY be time to get up already when I had JUST GONE TO SLEEP.<\/p>\n<p> It is now Wednesday night and the time is nearly 11 o&#8217; the clock. <b>Now<\/b> I lay me down to sleep and after all the lovely recipes I have been looking at and poring over recently, I fully expect visions of sugarplums. Commence dancing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everywhere there are yummy yummy recipes coming at me like zingity fattening yummalicious food bombs. First, I do it to myself by visiting friends with mad cooking skillz and the willingness to share recipes. And I buy Martha Stewart Living magazines just so I can LICK THE PAGES. And then I make it worse by choosing to participate in the AWC holiday cookie exchange which kickstarts the baking of the Christmas cookies. Then ozswede perpetuates the temptation with a string of delicious recipes that have me frantically printing and gathering and drooling, and then she sends me links to things&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-1652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-goodthings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1652"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4739,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1652\/revisions\/4739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}