{"id":1643,"date":"2008-11-18T21:55:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T03:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/11\/18\/not-ready\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:46:32","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:46:32","slug":"not-ready","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/11\/18\/not-ready\/","title":{"rendered":"NOT READY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even though winter has been galumphing up with its tongue hanging out and its tail wagging a mile a minute, spraying drool and happy pee everywhere I am NOT READY FOR IT. I&#8217;m fending it off with both hands, yelling, &#8220;NO NO NO! DOWN, BOY! WAIT!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Damn dog.<\/p>\n<p>The village has its Christmas tree up by the little traffic circle. No lights are on it yet, but it&#8217;s up. Christmas decorations are for sale in the mall and everything is starting to twinkle. NOT READY.<\/p>\n<p>I had to scrape the car windows this morning and it wasn&#8217;t any wimpy little skin of cold dew; it was ICE. I&#8217;ve had mittens on and a scarf and a winter coat and O! I am really not ready for winter. And the kids came home super excited from school yesterday to tell me it SNOWED, MAMA! It snowed! wooo hoooo, they said. grooo ooooan I replied.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re having our Thanksgiving dinner this weekend and I&#8217;m sure it will be cozy and fun with our friends and I&#8217;m really looking forward to the food (mmmm pie!) but honestly? It&#8217;s too early for Thanksgiving and too early for winter and too early for Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>Is fall really over? Already? Or is winter just turning up early again like a bad penny?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even though winter has been galumphing up with its tongue hanging out and its tail wagging a mile a minute, spraying drool and happy pee everywhere I am NOT READY FOR IT. I&#8217;m fending it off with both hands, yelling, &#8220;NO NO NO! DOWN, BOY! WAIT!&#8221; Damn dog. The village has its Christmas tree up by the little traffic circle. No lights are on it yet, but it&#8217;s up. Christmas decorations are for sale in the mall and everything is starting to twinkle. NOT READY. I had to scrape the car windows this morning and it wasn&#8217;t any wimpy little&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[20],"class_list":["post-1643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-littlemisssunshine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1643"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4750,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643\/revisions\/4750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}