Liz<\/b>: Your hemspr\u00e5k<\/i> teacher told me she gave you homework; to google Halloween but you told her you couldn’t because our computer wasn’t working.<\/p>\n
Martin<\/b>: yeah<\/p>\n
Liz<\/b>: You can do it on my work laptop. You can’t play games on it, but you can google for your homework.<\/p>\n
Martin<\/b>: What if we google “games” or “play games”?<\/p>\n
Liz<\/b>: What if I google “kill kid”?<\/p>\n
Martin<\/b>: Then you’ll probably come into a murder site.<\/p>\n
Liz<\/b>: Actually, I’ll probably come into a parenting site.<\/p>\n
Martin<\/b>: Ha ha, very funny!<\/p>\n
Liz<\/b>: *giggles madly<\/i>*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Liz: Your hemspr\u00e5k teacher told me she gave you homework; to google Halloween but you told her you couldn’t because our computer wasn’t working. Martin: yeah Liz: You can do it on my work laptop. You can’t play games on it, but you can google for your homework. Martin: What if we google “games” or “play games”? Liz: What if I google “kill kid”? Martin: Then you’ll probably come into a murder site. Liz: Actually, I’ll probably come into a parenting site. Martin: Ha ha, very funny! Liz: *giggles madly*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-1631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-martinbean"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1631"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4762,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631\/revisions\/4762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}