{"id":162,"date":"2003-11-14T10:41:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-14T16:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/11\/14\/hahaha\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:55:50","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:55:50","slug":"hahaha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/11\/14\/hahaha\/","title":{"rendered":"HAHAHA!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-2\"><i>She&#8217;s my real martian beauty<br \/>\nMy number nine cutie<br \/>\nShe has nine hairs on her head<br \/>\n1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9<br \/>\nTied up in ribbons of red <\/p>\n<p>She has nine little eyes<br \/>\nAll the same size<br \/>\nLooking up, down, round, and straight ahead<br \/>\nShe has nine little holes in her turned up nose<br \/>\nAnd she snores when she goes to bed <\/p>\n<p>She has nine arms that&#8217;s one of her charms,<br \/>\nEach just like the other;<br \/>\nSome people say she looks like her dad;<br \/>\nSome say she looks like her mother. <\/p>\n<p>She has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 little toes on her foot.<br \/>\nShe doesn&#8217;t go shoppin&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause she doesn&#8217;t like hoppin&#8217;,<br \/>\nSo usually she just stays put. <\/p>\n<p>&#8230; 9<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p>sigh. \ud83d\ude42 <b>I love Sesame Street!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She&#8217;s my real martian beauty My number nine cutie She has nine hairs on her head 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 Tied up in ribbons of red She has nine little eyes All the same size Looking up, down, round, and straight ahead She has nine little holes in her turned up nose And she snores when she goes to bed She has nine arms that&#8217;s one of her charms, Each just like the other; Some people say she looks like her dad; Some say she looks like her mother. She has 1, 2, 3, 4,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6467,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions\/6467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}