{"id":1570,"date":"2008-06-10T22:02:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-11T03:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/06\/10\/please-leave-a-message-at-the-beep\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:46:35","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:46:35","slug":"please-leave-a-message-at-the-beep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/06\/10\/please-leave-a-message-at-the-beep\/","title":{"rendered":"PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you need me, you can find me in the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_House_of_Niccol%C3%B2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">15th century<\/a>. I&#8217;ll be there for 2.5 more books.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/144677_original.jpg\" width=500 border=0 height=374 title=\"What'choo looking at?\"  align=\"Middle\"><\/p>\n<p><!--more Click here to SEE what'choo looking at, Willis!--><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/145024_original.jpg\" width=800 border=0 height=532 title=\"Buzzing the natives\"  align=\"Middle\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/lizardek\/pic\/000qswyc\" border=0 title=\"They're HEEERE!\"  align=\"Middle\"><br \/>\n<font size=\"-3\">Photos by Anders Ek<\/font><\/p>\n<p><b>Cracking Me Up<\/b>: <a href=\"http:\/\/graphjam.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Graphjam<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you need me, you can find me in the 15th century. I&#8217;ll be there for 2.5 more books.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-1570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-bibliophilia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1570"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7292,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1570\/revisions\/7292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}