{"id":1536,"date":"2008-03-20T23:19:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-21T04:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/03\/20\/dear-internet\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:46:36","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:46:36","slug":"dear-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/03\/20\/dear-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"DEAR INTERNET"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve really grown apart lately, but honestly, it&#8217;s not you. It&#8217;s me. I never meant for <strike>my day job<\/strike> <strike>my other relationship<\/strike> real life to become so ALL-CONSUMING, but there it is. And here we are.<\/p>\n<p>I miss you. I&#8217;ll be back.<\/p>\n<p>I hope. *sigh*<\/p>\n<p>*kisses*<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-3\">PS. And you, Vern&#8230;excuse me, <b>MR.<\/b> Equinox, you can take your late-spring snow-dump and freezing temperatures and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR POOPSHOOT. *grump*<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve really grown apart lately, but honestly, it&#8217;s not you. It&#8217;s me. I never meant for my day job my other relationship real life to become so ALL-CONSUMING, but there it is. And here we are. I miss you. I&#8217;ll be back. I hope. *sigh* *kisses* PS. And you, Vern&#8230;excuse me, MR. Equinox, you can take your late-spring snow-dump and freezing temperatures and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR POOPSHOOT. *grump*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-1536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-thisisjusttosay"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1536"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4856,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536\/revisions\/4856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}