{"id":1496,"date":"2007-12-28T23:33:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-29T05:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/12\/28\/so-wrong\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:46:38","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:46:38","slug":"so-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/12\/28\/so-wrong\/","title":{"rendered":"SO WRONG"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just had a bite of an exotic chocolate bar with a very bizarre ingredient in it. Anders likes chocolate with chili and during her last visit my mom gave him a couple of bars  from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vosgeschocolate.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Vosges<\/a>. I took one bite and thought my lips were going up in flames (cue <a href=\"http:\/\/misschili.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">misschili<\/a> laughing her head off). She had also brought a bar with wasabi and one with curry. I thought the wasabi one was pretty okay but the curry bar was nothing to write home about.<\/p>\n<p>This year, in addition to a couple more chocolate-chili bars, she gave him one of their new items. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vosgeschocolate.com\/product\/bacon_exotic_candy_bar\/exotic_candy_bars\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Mo&#8217;s Bacon Bar<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, you read that right. It&#8217;s a chocolate bar with bacon in it. Bacon and salt and milk chocolate.<\/p>\n<p>I really don&#8217;t know what more to say about this.<\/p>\n<p>I just saw on their site that they have another bar that is white chocolate with kalamata olives in it. The horror! These people need to be STOPPED.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s next? Milk chocolate with lettuce and fried kohlrabi? Dark chocolate with falafel and parmesan? What&#8217;s the worst combo you can come up with? (caveat: must be actual FOOD items&#8230;no excrement or hair allowed)<\/p>\n<p>Urk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just had a bite of an exotic chocolate bar with a very bizarre ingredient in it. Anders likes chocolate with chili and during her last visit my mom gave him a couple of bars from Vosges. I took one bite and thought my lips were going up in flames (cue misschili laughing her head off). She had also brought a bar with wasabi and one with curry. I thought the wasabi one was pretty okay but the curry bar was nothing to write home about. This year, in addition to a couple more chocolate-chili bars, she gave him one&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-1496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-thisisjusttosay"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1496"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4897,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496\/revisions\/4897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}