{"id":1469,"date":"2007-11-02T22:03:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-03T03:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/11\/02\/and-then-i-took-a-2-5-hour-nap\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:46:39","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:46:39","slug":"and-then-i-took-a-2-5-hour-nap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/11\/02\/and-then-i-took-a-2-5-hour-nap\/","title":{"rendered":"AND THEN I TOOK A 2.5 HOUR NAP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Liz<\/b>: (walking into the computer room, where the kids are playing Roller Coaster Tycoon) Hey! I haven&#8217;t been for a walk for 2 weeks because I&#8217;ve been sick&#8230;and do you know what that means?<\/p>\n<p><b>Martin<\/b>: (rolls eyes)<\/p>\n<p><b>Karin<\/b>: Maaaaama, I&#8217;ve been outside all day.<\/p>\n<p><b>Liz<\/b>: It means YOU (points to Martin) haven&#8217;t been for a walk in 2 weeks! And YOU (points to Karin) haven&#8217;t been for a walk in 2 weeks either!<\/p>\n<p><b>Martin<\/b>: And we&#8217;re not going now.<\/p>\n<p><b>Liz<\/b>: You don&#8217;t love me. I see how it is. (starts to cry dramatically, leaves the room)<\/p>\n<p><b>Karin<\/b>: (comes running to cuddle and comfort) Yes, I do! I love you, mama!<\/p>\n<p><b>Martin<\/b>: Mom, do you know how childish you can be?<\/p>\n<p><b>Liz<\/b>: (sticks out tongue at him and blows a huge raspberry)<\/p>\n<p><b>Liz &#038; Martin<\/b>: (giggle madly)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Liz: (walking into the computer room, where the kids are playing Roller Coaster Tycoon) Hey! I haven&#8217;t been for a walk for 2 weeks because I&#8217;ve been sick&#8230;and do you know what that means? Martin: (rolls eyes) Karin: Maaaaama, I&#8217;ve been outside all day. Liz: It means YOU (points to Martin) haven&#8217;t been for a walk in 2 weeks! And YOU (points to Karin) haven&#8217;t been for a walk in 2 weeks either! Martin: And we&#8217;re not going now. Liz: You don&#8217;t love me. I see how it is. (starts to cry dramatically, leaves the room) Karin: (comes running to&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[17],"class_list":["post-1469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-offspring"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1469"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4924,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469\/revisions\/4924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}