{"id":1406,"date":"2007-06-28T20:21:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-29T01:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/06\/28\/super-stupid-plus-an-announcement\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:46:42","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:46:42","slug":"super-stupid-plus-an-announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/06\/28\/super-stupid-plus-an-announcement\/","title":{"rendered":"SUPER STUPID, PLUS AN ANNOUNCEMENT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a superpower!!<\/p>\n<p>If you could choose a super power, what would you choose? Would you want to be invisible or able to fly or able to read minds? I think being able to fly would be really great. Or being able to instantly transport myself anywhere (or anywhen!) I wanted. THAT would be cool. Maybe super strength is your thing, or x-ray vision. Or turning things to gold, though that can get you into trouble as one Midas discovered a very long time ago.<\/p>\n<p>In <i>The Incredibles<\/i>, the whole family has super powers. The dad is super strong, the mom is elastic, the daughter can turn invisible and generate a force field shield, and the son has super speed. And the baby! He apparently has ALL the super powers rolled up into one diapered-covered ball of energy.<\/p>\n<p>My super power, you ask? Am I able to leap tall buildings with a single bound? No, alas. <\/p>\n<p>I can <b>make it rain<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Guess how? <b>I GO OUT AND WATER THE PLANTS AND FLOWERBEDS.<\/b> 2 minutes later&#8230;it&#8217;s raining. <\/p>\n<p>*grumblecursegrump*<\/p>\n<p>If I lived in the desert, this would be a useful super power. As it is, I think I&#8217;ve been completely GYPPED. So, if YOU could choose your super power, what would you choose and why?<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d also like to announce a great big welcome to a new blogger on LiveJournal. Please to welcome Mr. <a href=\"http:\/\/martinek.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">martinek<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p><b>Incredibly Clever<\/b>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deviantart.com\/deviation\/34244097\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Animator vs. Animation<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Cracking Me Up<\/b>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.finslippy.com\/finslippy\/2007\/06\/aint-got-no-min.html\">Ain&#8217;t got no mind, etc.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a superpower!! If you could choose a super power, what would you choose? Would you want to be invisible or able to fly or able to read minds? I think being able to fly would be really great. Or being able to instantly transport myself anywhere (or anywhen!) I wanted. THAT would be cool. Maybe super strength is your thing, or x-ray vision. Or turning things to gold, though that can get you into trouble as one Midas discovered a very long time ago. In The Incredibles, the whole family has super powers. The dad is super strong,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-1406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-beinglizardek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4992,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1406\/revisions\/4992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}