{"id":1356,"date":"2007-03-16T22:17:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-17T03:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/03\/16\/kibbles-bits\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:46:44","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:46:44","slug":"kibbles-bits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/03\/16\/kibbles-bits\/","title":{"rendered":"KIBBLES &#038; BITS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Sudden Rocket Thought Bombs<\/b>: OMG, there are only 2 weeks left until vacation! *run in circles scream and shout*<\/p>\n<p><b>Conversations at the Dinner Table:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Karin<\/b>: I wish Grandma still had her pool.<br \/>\n<b>Liz<\/b>: Yeah, it will be weird to walk into that room and have it missing.<br \/>\n<b>Martin<\/b>: Yeah.<br \/>\n<b>Liz<\/b>: She even knocked down the cement foundation in the basement.<br \/>\n<b>Martin<\/b>: *amazed* GRANDMA did?!<br \/>\n<b>Anders<\/b>: *makes a muscle with his arm*<br \/>\n<b>Liz<\/b>: *laughing* Yeah, don&#8217;t mess with Grandma!!<\/p>\n<p><b>Karin<\/b>: Mama, how did you know you were in love with daddy?<br \/>\n<b>Anders<\/b>: What? How could she resist? Look at me!&#8230;Listen to me!&#8230;Smell me!<br \/>\n<b>Martin<\/b>: *giggles madly*<br \/>\n<b>Liz &#038; Karin<\/b>: *exchange raised eyebrows*<br \/>\n<b>Liz<\/b>: He&#8217;s right, how <b>could<\/b> I resist that?<\/p>\n<p>I was talking to my sister on the phone this evening about Easter plans, as she and her kids will be coming up to Mom&#8217;s while we are there for the holiday weekend. She is already in full-on holiday prep mode, buying things for Easter baskets and planning cookie baking and egg coloring and hunting. We talked a bit about what to put in baskets and that Karin won&#8217;t eat chocolate and Bryce doesn&#8217;t eat it much either, so other options need to be found besides chocolate bunnies. Then Sarah mentioned she had found stuffed Peeps. And I stammered with bewilderment completely and couldn&#8217;t continue the conversation for a second. Then I burst out with &#8220;Stuffed with WHAT??&#8221; envisioning sugar-coated marshmallow chicks and rabbits stuffed with&#8230;caramel? chocolate? MORE SUGAR? Good god, the mind BOGGLES! Alas, (or maybe &#8220;WHEW!&#8221;) she meant <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.toymania.com\/news\/images\/0305_peeps.jpg\" rel=\"noopener\">PLUSH Peeps<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Karin&#8217;s MP3 player needs an AAA battery and we don&#8217;t have any on hand, so I dug in the closet and found my 24-year-old Walkman and gave it to her with some cassette tapes. &#8220;Is that an MP3 player?&#8221; she asked me. Hrm. &#8220;Well, no,&#8221; I said, &#8220;it&#8217;s the grandaddy of MP3 players.&#8221; I put a tape in and showed her how to work the buttons and how to rewind. One side of the headphones is missing its little foam cover. A few minutes later she asked me if Walkman was the name of the guy singing. <\/p>\n<p><b>Anti-Aging Miracle Method Suger-Free Cupcake Birthday Wishes to<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/brief_therapy.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">brief_therapy<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sudden Rocket Thought Bombs: OMG, there are only 2 weeks left until vacation! *run in circles scream and shout* Conversations at the Dinner Table: Karin: I wish Grandma still had her pool. Liz: Yeah, it will be weird to walk into that room and have it missing. Martin: Yeah. Liz: She even knocked down the cement foundation in the basement. Martin: *amazed* GRANDMA did?! Anders: *makes a muscle with his arm* Liz: *laughing* Yeah, don&#8217;t mess with Grandma!! Karin: Mama, how did you know you were in love with daddy? Anders: What? How could she resist? Look at me!&#8230;Listen to&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[17,21],"class_list":["post-1356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-offspring","tag-thisisjusttosay"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1356"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5044,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356\/revisions\/5044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}