{"id":1341,"date":"2007-02-16T20:41:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-17T02:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/02\/16\/how-i-wonder-where-you-are\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:46:46","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:46:46","slug":"how-i-wonder-where-you-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/02\/16\/how-i-wonder-where-you-are\/","title":{"rendered":"HOW I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We borrowed a nearly full-sized eletric keyboard from my friend Debbie for Martin to practice on for the next several months while he&#8217;s taking piano lessons. I brought it home late last night and set it up on the dining room table.* Martin headed straight for it when he got home from school. It has 99 song and style settings, allowing you to change the pitch and sound-style of the keys to just about anything you can imagine except quacking duck.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s got harp, polka, rock-and-roll, softbeat, tango, and honky-tonk to name just a very, very few.<\/p>\n<p>It rocks into Oh Susannah, La Cucaracha, Deck the Halls, among others.<\/p>\n<p>He has been playing the one song he knows, <i>Twinkle Twinkle Little Star<\/i>, in every style, one by one.<\/p>\n<p>I may have to kill someone soon.<\/p>\n<p><b>Update!<\/b> The <i>personbevis<\/i> arrived today! All pieces in place! Off to the Embassy on Tuesday!<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-3\"><i>*right outside my bedroom door&#8230;THAT&#8217;S gonna have to change<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We borrowed a nearly full-sized eletric keyboard from my friend Debbie for Martin to practice on for the next several months while he&#8217;s taking piano lessons. I brought it home late last night and set it up on the dining room table.* Martin headed straight for it when he got home from school. It has 99 song and style settings, allowing you to change the pitch and sound-style of the keys to just about anything you can imagine except quacking duck. It&#8217;s got harp, polka, rock-and-roll, softbeat, tango, and honky-tonk to name just a very, very few. It rocks into&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,23],"class_list":["post-1341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-martinbean","tag-tralalala"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1341"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5060,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341\/revisions\/5060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}