{"id":1276,"date":"2006-11-12T22:10:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-13T04:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/11\/12\/lizard-the-grouch\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:46:48","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:46:48","slug":"lizard-the-grouch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/11\/12\/lizard-the-grouch\/","title":{"rendered":"LIZARD THE GROUCH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/oscarthegrouch.jpg\" width=298 border=0 height=302 align=\"Middle\"><\/p>\n<p>Recently <a href=\"http:\/\/travelertrish.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">travelertrish<\/a> had a post where she found a whole bunch of phrases using Google to describe how busy she was. <i>Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest<\/i> was my favorite.<\/p>\n<p>Today I was damn grouchy.* I was a total grumpbucket. I was crabby, cranky, cross, bad-tempered and a thorough crosspatch.<\/p>\n<p>But what was I grouchier THAN?<\/p>\n<p><lj-poll-866090><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-3\">*Never mind why. I&#8217;ll get over it.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recently travelertrish had a post where she found a whole bunch of phrases using Google to describe how busy she was. Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest was my favorite. Today I was damn grouchy.* I was a total grumpbucket. I was crabby, cranky, cross, bad-tempered and a thorough crosspatch. But what was I grouchier THAN? *Never mind why. I&#8217;ll get over it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[20],"class_list":["post-1276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-littlemisssunshine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1276"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5130,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276\/revisions\/5130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}