{"id":121,"date":"2003-10-18T22:30:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-19T03:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/10\/18\/big-boobs\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:55:51","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:55:51","slug":"big-boobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/10\/18\/big-boobs\/","title":{"rendered":"BIG BOOBS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s what I&#8217;ve got. They&#8217;re huge. I hate them. Today I&#8217;m wearing a brand new bra that my mother got for me, and unfortunately, I feel like I ought to be wearing an 1800&#8217;s decolletage gown that pushes up my bosom, at a ball, with a lacy fan in front of me, my hair up in sweeping curls and a beauty mark on my cheek. Whoa.<\/p>\n<p>Our house is getting to the point of being so clean that if the sun was shining, it would sparkle. 3 more rooms done today and the floors in the entire house except the living\/dining room, which will just have to wait until next weekend. I can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s taking THREE weekends to thoroughly clean this monster.<\/p>\n<p>Karin went a birthday party today and on the way home she told me that they had played a game that involved having a rat in your mouth that you then ran and spit out at something. ?? Maybe it was the Swedish, but wha??<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got boobs on my mind because I&#8217;m putting 2 articles on breast cancer and breast self-examination on the AWC website this month. I would love to get a breast reduction, except that I&#8217;m such a chicken when it comes to pain, and I have 2 cousins who had them and they both said it was so worth it, but it hurt like a son-of-a-bitch. I suppose if I would just lose some weight, some of it would have to come off my chest, n&#8217;est ce pas?<\/p>\n<p>Found this lovely poem in a calligraphy art gallery:<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-2\">I will make you brooches and toys for your delight<br \/>\nOf bird-song at morning and star-shine at night,<br \/>\nI will make a palace fit for you and me<br \/>\nOf green days in forests, and blue days at sea.<br \/>\nI will make my kitchen, and you shall keep your room,<br \/>\nWhere white flows the river and bright blows the broom;<br \/>\nAnd you shall wash your linen and keep your body white<br \/>\nIn rainfall at morning and dewfall at night.<br \/>\nAnd this shall be for music when no one else is near,<br \/>\nThe fine song for singing, the rare song to hear!<br \/>\nThat only I remember, that only you admire,<br \/>\nOf the broad road that stretches and the roadside fire.<br \/>\n<i>~Robert Louis Stevenson<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow is an American Sunday Brunch in Helsingborg and a visit to a Tropikariet (some place with rain forest animals) with the kids. Anders isn&#8217;t going because he has hockey-bockey in the afternoon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s what I&#8217;ve got. They&#8217;re huge. I hate them. Today I&#8217;m wearing a brand new bra that my mother got for me, and unfortunately, I feel like I ought to be wearing an 1800&#8217;s decolletage gown that pushes up my bosom, at a ball, with a lacy fan in front of me, my hair up in sweeping curls and a beauty mark on my cheek. Whoa. Our house is getting to the point of being so clean that if the sun was shining, it would sparkle. 3 more rooms done today and the floors in the entire house except the&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6511,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions\/6511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}