{"id":1163,"date":"2006-05-13T15:08:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-13T20:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/05\/13\/omgwtfpinesol\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:47:59","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:47:59","slug":"omgwtfpinesol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/05\/13\/omgwtfpinesol\/","title":{"rendered":"OMGWTFPINESOL"},"content":{"rendered":"

What is wrong with this picture?<\/p>\n

Anders and the kids left this morning for overnight scout camp.<\/p>\n

It is sunny, blue-skied and breezy out.<\/p>\n

I can hear birds singing from all directions because all the windows are open.<\/p>\n

Loud and cheerful music is playing on my stereo.<\/p>\n

I am inside<\/b>: deep spring cleaning.<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

I shall stop soon and go for a walk.<\/p>\n

I may also, at some point, feel the urge to make a bullet-point list of my cleaning accomplishments here because that way I increase the chances of getting some applause for a job well-done, which I will not otherwise receive, and which lack will make me sad. I may also manage to restrain myself, because really, who (else) gives a rat’s ass about the state of my house?<\/p>\n

Why would anyone GIVE a rat’s ass anyway? I would prefer the whole rat, in that case. Although a bunny would be even more preferable<\/a>, if any rodent-receiving needs to take place at all.<\/p>\n

Bright and Breezy, Huggy Squeezy Birthday Wishes to redpirk<\/a>!<\/b><\/p>\n

Really Great Writing Out There Right Now<\/b>: Our Summer Skin<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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