{"id":1122,"date":"2006-03-19T21:20:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-20T03:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/03\/19\/the-whole-head-is-sick-and-the-whole-heart-faint\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:48:09","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:48:09","slug":"the-whole-head-is-sick-and-the-whole-heart-faint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/03\/19\/the-whole-head-is-sick-and-the-whole-heart-faint\/","title":{"rendered":"THE WHOLE HEAD IS SICK AND THE WHOLE HEART FAINT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been sick as the proverbial dog all day. I slept most of the afternoon, but it hasn&#8217;t done anything to shake this headcold which has liquified my brain and replaced it with bucketfuls of phlegm. Ew. I&#8217;m so grossed out by the thought of bucketfuls of phlegm I can hardly stand myself. That wouldn&#8217;t even make a good name for a band. <\/p>\n<p>Being as how I haven&#8217;t been able to do more than drag my weary carcass from bed to sofa to bed, book in hand (did you doubt it? Sick as a dog, but I can still read\u2014I can ALWAYS read) there won&#8217;t be much scintillating content here tonight. I&#8217;m convinced you are used to that by now. I&#8217;ve been working hard at lowering your standards and expectations lately and am confident that soon I&#8217;ll be able to start posting quiz results and no one will even blink an eye. <i>muahahahaha!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>In between the endless slack-jawed games of Spider Solitaire I managed to find the motivation to put up a new banner, though. And I made a bunch of button\/icons for the newly born <a href=\"http:\/\/bepresentbehere.blogspot.com\/2006\/02\/poetry-thursdays.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Poetry Thursdays<\/a> which I&#8217;m pretty excited about (the event, not my buttons). How timely is that? Here we all are, loving good poetry and suddenly it&#8217;s everywhere on the internet, and I feel like one of the cool kids again! Can you be a cool kid with a bucketful of phlegm for a head? Hrm.<\/p>\n<p>And I have a question for you. It&#8217;s been brought to my attention that when comments get threaded on my journal, text disappears when it&#8217;s under the avatars of the people commenting and replying. I didn&#8217;t see the problem, at home or at work, and I&#8217;m running IE6 both places. I don&#8217;t know if everyone who was having the problem is using some other browser, but I&#8217;ve just moved the avatars to be left-justified and want to know if that solves the problem. So can you all comment like crazy* on this entry and let me know what you see?<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-3\">*What a sneaky way to up my comment count, don&#8217;t you think? See, even with a bucketful of phlegm running things, I am still a clever chickie.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been sick as the proverbial dog all day. I slept most of the afternoon, but it hasn&#8217;t done anything to shake this headcold which has liquified my brain and replaced it with bucketfuls of phlegm. Ew. I&#8217;m so grossed out by the thought of bucketfuls of phlegm I can hardly stand myself. That wouldn&#8217;t even make a good name for a band. Being as how I haven&#8217;t been able to do more than drag my weary carcass from bed to sofa to bed, book in hand (did you doubt it? Sick as a dog, but I can still read\u2014I&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-1122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-blogalicious"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1122"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5321,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122\/revisions\/5321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}