{"id":1118,"date":"2006-03-13T21:37:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-14T03:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/03\/13\/at-least-ill-live-longer-than-3-4-days-and-not-be-eaten-by-a-bird\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:48:12","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:48:12","slug":"at-least-ill-live-longer-than-3-4-days-and-not-be-eaten-by-a-bird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/03\/13\/at-least-ill-live-longer-than-3-4-days-and-not-be-eaten-by-a-bird\/","title":{"rendered":"AT LEAST I&#8217;LL LIVE LONGER THAN 3-4 DAYS AND NOT BE EATEN BY A BIRD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The inside of my elbow joints hurt when I straighten my arms. Is it:<\/p>\n<p>a) a sign of too much online journaling<br \/>\nb) a sign of too much web-surfing<br \/>\nc) a sign of too much work on the computer (yes, I do actually do work at the computer)<br \/>\nd) a sign of rain<br \/>\ne) a sign of aging<br \/>\nf) a sign of stress<br \/>\ng) all of the above<br \/>\nh) tennis elbow. shut up! It could happen.<\/p>\n<p>I have my work laptop set up on the dining room table and I am flitting (yes! flit! flutter!) back and forth between the two every time something takes longer than 2-3 seconds to open up or download. I have the attention span of a butterfly, obviously. A butterfly that is insane with the multi-tasking. A butterfly whose wings are getting heavier and heavier and whose eyes are getting sleep ii  ee  rr and sle e  eee   p    ii i ee r<\/p>\n<p>Tonight I sang in a concert, tomorrow I have a dinner to attend, Wednesday is choir practice, Friday I have a dinner to attend, and Saturday I am going to a not-Tupperware party at a girlfriend&#8217;s house. That is one, yes, count it, <b>ONE<\/b> evening at home this week. Remember lo those many months ago when I made all those noises about saying no and cutting back and mellowing out my social life? HAHAHAHA! Me, too! *gasps with laughter* I know! Who was I kidding??! I give up.<\/p>\n<p>*flaps social butterfly wings loudly and proudly (and resignedly)*<\/p>\n<p>*sigh*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The inside of my elbow joints hurt when I straighten my arms. Is it: a) a sign of too much online journaling b) a sign of too much web-surfing c) a sign of too much work on the computer (yes, I do actually do work at the computer) d) a sign of rain e) a sign of aging f) a sign of stress g) all of the above h) tennis elbow. shut up! It could happen. I have my work laptop set up on the dining room table and I am flitting (yes! flit! flutter!) back and forth between the&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-1118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-beinglizardek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1118"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5325,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118\/revisions\/5325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}