{"id":1058,"date":"2006-01-01T20:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-02T02:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/01\/01\/this-does-or-does-not-bode-well-depending-on-your-perspective\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:48:36","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:48:36","slug":"this-does-or-does-not-bode-well-depending-on-your-perspective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/01\/01\/this-does-or-does-not-bode-well-depending-on-your-perspective\/","title":{"rendered":"THIS DOES OR DOES NOT BODE WELL, DEPENDING ON YOUR PERSPECTIVE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You spend your year doing what you did on the first day of it, I&#8217;m told, therefore I&#8217;m up for: sleeping in, a couple of chores, writing thank you cards, rearranging furniture, reading a good book, arguing with Anders, playing with the kids, half an hour walk in the foggy greyness of the afternoon, finishing off the cookies, and having a headache. Waking up with a migraine when you weren&#8217;t even drinking the night before isn&#8217;t really fair, however I am obviously way too bloody old to be staying up partying until 4:30 in the morning. *looks for sympathy*<\/p>\n<p><b>Conversation with Karin in the Bath<\/b>:<br \/>\nKarin: <i>Mmmm&#8230;strawberry shampoo smells sooooooooooo good<\/i><br \/>\nLiz: *scrubbing her head* <i>What do you want to be when you grow up?<\/i><br \/>\nKarin: <i>Hrrmmm&#8230;I don&#8217;t really know.<\/i> *thinks for a moment*&#8230;<i>A mommy<\/i><br \/>\nLiz: *surprised* <i>A mommy? Really? Why would you want to be a mommy?<\/i><br \/>\nKarin: <i>You&#8217;re a mommy.<\/i><br \/>\nLiz: <i>What if you get a kid like YOU??<\/i> *dabs her nose with bubbles*<br \/>\nKarin: *scrunches up face* <i>Oh no, that can&#8217;t happen, there&#8217;s no one like me.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Rounded off 2005 by finishing all of the Narnia books, to bring my total of books read to 110, averaging 9 books a month. It&#8217;s hard to grasp total words\/pages consumed however, when you consider the list veered from the Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes in 2 volumes to the gigantic (and waste of time) brick of book that was Jonathan Strange &#038; Mr. Norrell to the quickly slurped up Spiderwick Chronicles and All-of-a-Kind-Family books. I&#8217;m in the middle of <i>Mirror Mirror<\/i> by Gregory Maguire now, and very much enjoying it.<\/p>\n<p>2 weeks of vacation just whipped by, leaving me spinning in their wake. Despite not doing anything social all week, I feel a lassitude that has settled like a drug over me. Probably too many cookies, if truth be told. I&#8217;m surprised I haven&#8217;t sprouted cinnamon red hots instead of freckles. Only a few hours left of this day and then back to a more normal routine, although the first few weeks back at work promise to live up to that old Chinese curse about living in interesting times.<\/p>\n<p>This entry is boring. I&#8217;m sorry for it, but there it is.<\/p>\n<p><b>Big Blasting Firecracker Flowers of Gold and Silver and White Birthday Wishes to <a href=\"http:\/\/ozswede.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">ozswede<\/a>!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You spend your year doing what you did on the first day of it, I&#8217;m told, therefore I&#8217;m up for: sleeping in, a couple of chores, writing thank you cards, rearranging furniture, reading a good book, arguing with Anders, playing with the kids, half an hour walk in the foggy greyness of the afternoon, finishing off the cookies, and having a headache. Waking up with a migraine when you weren&#8217;t even drinking the night before isn&#8217;t really fair, however I am obviously way too bloody old to be staying up partying until 4:30 in the morning. *looks for sympathy* Conversation&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[25,12],"class_list":["post-1058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-adayinthelife","tag-karinbean"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1058"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5396,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058\/revisions\/5396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}