{"id":1050,"date":"2005-12-24T14:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-24T20:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/12\/24\/lean-your-ear-this-way\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:48:40","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:48:40","slug":"lean-your-ear-this-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/12\/24\/lean-your-ear-this-way\/","title":{"rendered":"LEAN YOUR EAR THIS WAY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nearly all the presents are wrapped in shiny red, green and white paper. There are still some stocking stuffers to do, but that won&#8217;t take long tonight. Presents are under the tree for opening today, or carefully hidden away for &#8220;American&#8221; Christmas morning tomorrow. Tins of cookies fill up one entire corner of the kitchen, and a bowl full of clementines provides a bright spot on this rainy day. Rain on Christmas! It&#8217;s a true Sk\u00e5ne holiday. <\/p>\n<p>Farmor and farfar are on their way, they&#8217;ll be arriving just in time for <i>Kalle Anka<\/i>, the traditional Swedish Disney hour&#8230;and after that Santa will arrive to pass out presents&#8230;or will he? The kids have kept up the questions, suspiciously badgering us each successive day: &#8220;It&#8217;s you, isn&#8217;t it? YOU&#8217;RE Santa, aren&#8217;t you? You get up and put the presents out while we&#8217;re sleeping?&#8221; Anders shrugs and says that he&#8217;s sleeping in the middle of the night, too&#8230;maybe mama is getting up and playing Santa. &#8220;Ha!&#8221; I say, &#8220;You know how much <b>I<\/b> like to sleep! It&#8217;s not me!&#8221; Little mouths purse, eyes squint at us&#8230;they&#8217;re still not quite sure.<\/p>\n<p>But we&#8217;re sure we can&#8217;t get away with playing Santa this year in the afternoon, even in the glooming light, it will never fly. In years past Farfar has done the honors, or a friend of ours, but this year we&#8217;ve waited too long to ask and we&#8217;ve had to come up with an alternate plan. Since we don&#8217;t yet have a chimney (next year, perhaps!) a note has been stuffed up the stove vent. What? It&#8217;s the closest thing to a chimney we&#8217;ve got! \ud83d\ude00 Green sparkly ribbons will be hanging down for little hands to pull the note to light:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/santaletter_sm.jpg\" width=342 border=0 height=508 align=\"Middle\"><\/p>\n<p><i>Dear Martin &#038; Karin,<br \/>\nGreetings and wishes for a very merry Christmas. I have so many children to visit in Sweden that I was forced to leave your presents in the playhouse. I hope you understand!<br \/>\nHo ho ho! Merry Christmas from Santa Claus<\/i><\/p>\n<p>2 big bags tied with more sparkly green ribbon await them in the playhouse. Think they&#8217;ll fall for it? \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p><b>Biggest, Brightest, Bestest (and Belated) Birthday Wishes to Kathey!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nearly all the presents are wrapped in shiny red, green and white paper. There are still some stocking stuffers to do, but that won&#8217;t take long tonight. Presents are under the tree for opening today, or carefully hidden away for &#8220;American&#8221; Christmas morning tomorrow. Tins of cookies fill up one entire corner of the kitchen, and a bowl full of clementines provides a bright spot on this rainy day. Rain on Christmas! It&#8217;s a true Sk\u00e5ne holiday. Farmor and farfar are on their way, they&#8217;ll be arriving just in time for Kalle Anka, the traditional Swedish Disney hour&#8230;and after that&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[27,17],"class_list":["post-1050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-holidaze","tag-offspring"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1050","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1050"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1050\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5405,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1050\/revisions\/5405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}