{"id":1031,"date":"2005-12-04T23:05:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-05T05:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/12\/04\/dont-blink-youll-miss-it-plus-bonus-guilt\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:48:46","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:48:46","slug":"dont-blink-youll-miss-it-plus-bonus-guilt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/12\/04\/dont-blink-youll-miss-it-plus-bonus-guilt\/","title":{"rendered":"DON&#8217;T BLINK, YOU&#8217;LL MISS IT&#8230;PLUS BONUS GUILT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Where the heck did my weekend go?? It&#8217;s 10 p.m. on Sunday night, and despite sleeping in this morning, I feel like it&#8217;s just zipped on by with me whirling around in its wake with a dizzy expression on my face. I can&#8217;t even remember what we did yesterday. Did we do something yesterday? Ah yes, we did. And today we went to our friends Mats &#038; Annelott for the afternoon, and a nice dinner of delicious pizza.<\/p>\n<p><i>Dear Garlic,<br \/>\nWhy you gotta be like that when you know I love you so?<br \/>\nUncomfortably Yours,<br \/>\nLiz<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Another crazy week ahead: AWC Julbord, Birthday present shopping, Birthday party\/dinner, concert, Kid birthday party, Scouts Christmas market, AWC gl\u00f6gg party. And that&#8217;s all AFTER WORK.<\/p>\n<p>There is only one turkey leg left in the fridge. But it&#8217;s probably going to get pitched since it&#8217;s over a week old now. I hate emptying leftovers out of the fridge. It squicks me out totally. Most of the time I know that we won&#8217;t eat up leftovers and I&#8217;d rather just pitch them up front, but I feel guilty (starving children! In Africa! STARVING!) when I do. Strangely enough, there is no more stuffing.<\/p>\n<p>My friend Annelott apparently has an even browner green thumb than I have. She has dead plants, still in their pots, all over the place. If a plant dies on me I pitch it. BUT I cannot pitch it if it&#8217;s still green. Even if it&#8217;s very obviously giving up its little green ghost. I feel guilty throwing out things that are alive. Which is why I often have poinsettias until April or so when my mother-in-law wrests them from my guilty grasping hands and pitches them because ENOUGH ALREADY, LIZ.<\/p>\n<p>Annelott also has a giant cat who is white with big black spots just like a cow. They call him Cow-Cat. He is the nicest cat but he takes no shit from the neighbor cats, judging by the wicked scar that was sliced across his face from eye to chin. &#8220;You should see the other guys!&#8221; he meowed at me as he stretched out on the sofa and headbutted my hand for more petting. I&#8217;m a sucker for really big cats and really small cats. &#8230;heh. Who am I kidding? I&#8217;m a sucker for ANY cat.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to take the few remaining shreds of my weekend, curl them up around my shoulders like a blanket and jump in bed with them. And Sherlock. (Holmes, that is)<\/p>\n<p><b>Lovely Laughing Bright and Bouncing Birthday Wishes to <a href=\"http:\/\/thesidhe.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">thesidhe<\/a>!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where the heck did my weekend go?? It&#8217;s 10 p.m. on Sunday night, and despite sleeping in this morning, I feel like it&#8217;s just zipped on by with me whirling around in its wake with a dizzy expression on my face. I can&#8217;t even remember what we did yesterday. Did we do something yesterday? Ah yes, we did. And today we went to our friends Mats &#038; Annelott for the afternoon, and a nice dinner of delicious pizza. Dear Garlic, Why you gotta be like that when you know I love you so? Uncomfortably Yours, Liz Another crazy week ahead:&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[25],"class_list":["post-1031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-adayinthelife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1031"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5424,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions\/5424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}