{"id":1009,"date":"2005-10-26T21:43:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-27T02:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/10\/26\/my-menu-consists-of-2-choices-take-it-or-leave-it\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T14:48:53","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T12:48:53","slug":"my-menu-consists-of-2-choices-take-it-or-leave-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lizardek.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/10\/26\/my-menu-consists-of-2-choices-take-it-or-leave-it\/","title":{"rendered":"MY MENU CONSISTS OF 2 CHOICES: TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aagh! Just got a notice that my extra userpics are expiring quickly. what to do, what to do? I don&#8217;t think I can live with just 15.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>The annual school photos came in the mail yesterday. Martin and Karin have serious expressions in both of theirs, although Karin looks like she&#8217;s about to go ballistic on someone, she&#8217;s got that glint in her eye. Martin actually looks a little surprised. <\/p>\n<p>He told me that they had an English lesson in school today. They had to choose the color of a tomato from a 3-choice list of words. *ROLLS EYES* Considering that the Swedish word for red is <i>r\u00f6d<\/i>, I&#8217;m pretty sure EVERYONE in the class could manage it. I think the time has come for ME to go ballistic on someone.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>After almost completely losing my voice for 2 days and feeling like hammered shit for nearly a week, I&#8217;m starting to feel like the worst is over, but still didn&#8217;t make it to choir tonight, because I can&#8217;t even manage to read half a chapter of <i>Ozma of Oz<\/i> to Martin at bedtime without my voice going all scratchy and squeaky with the terrible tickle. He had to finish reading the chapter out loud himself, and I find myself boggling a bit again over the really big words that L. Frank Baum consistently uses throughout his children&#8217;s novels, and the fact that Martin seems to take most of them in stride, only stopping me now and then to ask what something means. I remember reading once that Beatrix Potter used one really advanced word in each of her children&#8217;s stories because she thought it was really important not to condescend to children. That was cool, but L. Frank wipes up the town with her one word and then some.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>I am never bored at work. Never. Not once in an entire year have I been bored.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>The other day in Malm\u00f6 I saw a banner stretched across one of the little cobblestoned streets in the center of town promoting an exhibition at the Malm\u00f6 Art Museum: GOD SMAK! it said in great big letters. It took me a few dizzy-Swenglish moments to register that it was Swedish, meaning &#8220;Good Taste!&#8221; and my visions of a very vengeful Almighty putting the smackdown on the gallery were dashed.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>I bought <a href=\"http:\/\/galestorm.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">galestorm<\/a>&#8216;s rolling desk chair yesterday which was on the block after she purchased <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/galestorm\/435656.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">her throne<\/a>. It&#8217;s farted on me thrice, and made me laugh every time.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Too many of my journal posts are little bits of brain fluff separated by 3-asterisk bookends.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>That doesn&#8217;t stop me from blithely doing more.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p><b>Book-related Things I Love to Buy But Rarely Use<\/b>: bookplates, bookmarks, bookends<br \/>\n<b>Number of Books I&#8217;ve Read So Far This Year<\/b>: 87 <font size=\"-3\">(Jan-Oct)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>How That Compares With the Last 2 Years<\/b>: 104 in 2004, 83 in 2003 <font size=\"-3\">(Mar-Dec)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>Average Books Read Per Month<\/b>: 8.4<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s 2 a week! Wow! I just impressed my own self with my mad reading skillz! <a href=\"http:\/\/smartypants.diaryland.com\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Mimi Smartypants<\/a> said once somewhere on her blog that she reads 2 books a week, and I remember thinking that was hella lot of reading. Now I say, Pfft! Although, if you compared our reading lists, I&#8217;m sure her selections are WAY heavier and more intellectual than most of mine. XD And I have no idea of my page count, or my WORD count, for that matter. <\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Ever since the kids were little, we&#8217;ve had mealtime jokes about funny dishes that I&#8217;m planning to serve them.* If they ask me what&#8217;s for dinner, I invariably reply, with a dementedly cheerful voice, &#8220;Snake Soup!&#8221;&#8230;or worse. Today after work I picked up the kids, and started dinner soon after we got home. I threw ground beef in the microwave to thaw, started a big pot of water boiling for noodles, opened a can of mushrooms and another can of mushroom soup and chose a healthy and nutritional, yet fun and colorful, mix of veggies to accompany the meal. The meat went into the warmed-up skillet with a very little olive oil, the mushrooms and some salt and pepper. Sizzle sizzle! I turned it and cut it and made sure it was all browning evenly, and then I added the mushrooms and soup and some cr\u00e8me fra\u00eeche (mmm&#8230;cr\u00e8me fra\u00eeche!) and put the lid on to let it bubble itself into a perfect state of readiness. <\/p>\n<p>At some point each of the kids wandered into the kitchen and asked what was for dinner. &#8220;Poop Soup!&#8221; I cackled, waving the spatula. Both of them rolled their eyes at me, and Martin said, &#8220;Mooooooommmmm&#8221; like he&#8217;d just metamorphosed into a 15-year-old on the spot. I set the table, nuked the veggie-wobbles, poured drinks, drained the noodles and set everything on the table with a flourish. Ringing my metaphorical cowbell, I called &#8220;Dinner&#8217;s ready!&#8221; and the family arrived, suitably eager and hungry for eats. We sat down, and I lifted the lid from the skillet, and damned if it didn&#8217;t look <b>EXACTLY<\/b> like Poop Soup! There was a duet of &#8220;<i>eeeeewwwww<\/i>&#8216;s&#8221; from either side of the table, but you know what? They licked their bowls clean! <i>muahahahahaha!<\/i><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-3\">*It probably started with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/lizardek\/102490.html\">popsicle weasels<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aagh! Just got a notice that my extra userpics are expiring quickly. what to do, what to do? I don&#8217;t think I can live with just 15. *** The annual school photos came in the mail yesterday. Martin and Karin have serious expressions in both of theirs, although Karin looks like she&#8217;s about to go ballistic on someone, she&#8217;s got that glint in her eye. Martin actually looks a little surprised. He told me that they had an English lesson in school today. 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